I was thinking I'd return to my roots: gratuitous transformations. And writing in the present tense, because that's how I do all my outlines. (It used to be such a pain to go back and fix it. This is way easier!)<br /><br />What do you think, should I keep going 20 presets or so at a time? What have Stacy and Jenny been up to, hmm?<br /><br />Edited to add:<br />Yes, it's a bit late in the day for April Fool's, I got started late (hence nearly no editing). (And I had to fight my reflexes to keep it present tense.)