“I don’t know about you guys, but I could definitely go for a beer,” said Bernard after ushering the others into the apartment.

There was general assent, to which Sandy added, “I’m definitely going to need a drink before doing this.”

Bernard headed off to the kitchen while Traci got the others settled in the living room.  As she sat on the couch, Sandy reached for an odd looking device sitting on the coffee table.  It looked like a tiny telescope or kaledoscope, with round glass beads in either end.  She peered through it at Will.  “What is this, anyway?  It’s making Will look tiny.”

Traci giggled.  “That’s because it is making Will tiny.”

Sandy squeaked in alarm and abruptly set the shrinker back down on the table.  “Oh my gosh!  I’m so sorry, Will.”

“Don’t worry,” said Traci.  “It only lasts an hour, or until you get about thirty feet from it.  If you want to go back to normal, Will, just head out the door and down the hallway a bit.”

“Go out there like this?” asked Will, worriedly.  “Maybe I’ll just wait it out.”

Sandy got up and walked around to where Will was standing.  His nose was level with her bellybutton.  “Oh my gosh you’re so cute like this!  I could just scoop you up like a kid.  Can I Willie?  Please?”

“Willie?” asked Will.

Sandy giggled and crouched to put her head nearer his.  “You’re too cute to be Will.”

Bernard set four bottles down on the table.  “I agree.  But I think Willie would be even cuter about five feet tall, instead of kid sized.”

Of course, Sandy just had to see that.  Traci indulgently carried the shrinker out into the hallway and back, then carefully used it to shrink Will until he was half a head shorter than Sandy.  Then Sandy suggested Will pull his hair out of its usual ponytail, and the drape of sandy hair around his shoulders made her gush even more excitedly.

“Oooh, you’d look cute in my dress!”  Sandy turned her back to Traci.  “Give me a hand.”

“Wow,” exclaimed Bernard a moment later.  “I figured we’d need at least a second round of beers to get your clothes off.”

Sandy laughed.  “I paid my way through college by stripping at the KitKat club, I’m used to being ogled.  Don’t stop on my account.”  She tossed her dress at Will, and posed to show off her body.

Will rolled his eyes.  “Really?”

“I’m gonna be your condom instead of your girlfriend in a bit.  Let me have my fun.  C’mon, put it on!”

Will sighed, and tugged the dress on over his clothes.  It was a few sizes too big, but the effect was remarkable even so.

“Oh.  Oh wow.  I had no idea...”  Bernard clacked his jaw shut.

Traci giggled.  “See something you like, hmmm?  C’mon, Sandy.  Let’s go get that sheet.”

A minute later, the girls peeked back into the room.  The tableau hadn’t changed, Willie and Bernard were still staring at each other and blushing.

“Looks like extreme measures are called for,” whispered Traci.  “Ready?”

Sandy looked nervously at the folded sheet in Traci’s hands.