Wrote this while on vacation back in January because I love writing for Novadahedgehog's character Looner. We developed this version of the character on my website's roleplaying message board then eventually took to writing. Now Hiring is written entirely by me, but he has input, and we are co-writing The Silliest Wedding Reception Ever! and its going swimmingly. He's a great partner in storytelling.
Anyway, the primary transformation in this story is shrinking via a portal. Always been fascinated since the days of reading stuff on the-minimizer's site, so I took a crack at it here. There is some mild clown TF at the end to tie it into the usual stuff, but it's mostly size change smut-tacular.