The Silliest Wedding Reception Ever!
A Clowtopian Tale co-written by
Novadahedgehog and Hugo Prosperio

(This tale will feature lots of transformations, of many varieties, so your interest may vary depending on the chapter. This chapter includes many tfs, including clown, height change, inanimate (to teddy bear and punch bowl) and many more!  Enjoy!)

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Part Two: Infecting the Staff


It wasn’t long before he reached the reception hall. The wedding was still underway at the church so the hall’s staff were working hard to prepare it for the arrival. They were not friends or family of the wedding party, but this did not matter to Looner, nor would it matter to Jen-Jen. As the rotund goofy clown entered, most did not see him, but a few noticed the odd newcomer and were unsure what to make of him.

“Just what the hell is that?” asked one of the people setting the tables. She was a pretty blonde girl, in her early twenties, this was her weekend job. The clown was strange to look at, but very intriguing nonetheless .

The clown giggled and looked over to her, smiling.

“Can I help you?” she asked. “We are setting up for a reception, gotta get it all ready before the party arrives, you know.”

He merely smiled and shrugged. “Well actually, I was wondering if i could help out too, give everybody a good chuckle and lighten up the spirits around here for the big shindig!”

“He’ll be really good at it too!” squeaked his shoes with a rubbery sounding giggle. It didn’t sound like a recording. The girl stood staring down at his feet and gasped. “Did your shoes just talk?”

“Whoops, sorry, Looner!” she squeaked again, wriggling around on his feet.

He looked down at his shoes and chuckled. “Well, cat’s outta the bag, time to get to work.” He said as he took out a bag of glittering dust and spread some across her.

The glitter began to tingle and she felt kind of light headed and let out a silly laugh. “Oh, what is that stuff?” she asked as she smiled dimly.

He smiled as her body began to grow taller and lankier, as her feet began to grow. “Oh just a special clowny glitter i like to give to you boring humans!”

“Whatttttt?’ she said as she felt her body shooting upwards, her work uniform barely able to hold on through the transformation of her torso and limbs. “Hey, this isn’t...cool.” she said, her mind trying to find a way out of this.

He smiled as he bent down and sprinkled down more on her legs, as they began to shrink, but she continued to grow taller with her torso stretching farther upward, her mind swimming from the new elevation. “Oh i know, but it’s really funny!”

“What an odd shape!” said the clown’s shoes as the woman felt her legs dip downwards and her whole perspective continued to shift. She giggled at the sensations in her brain, all fuzzy and ticklish, like being brushed by a feather. “Ooooohhhhh” she moaned.

He giggled and smiled as her nose grew into a big round blue ball as her skin turned pure white. “Hehe, how are you feelin’, Taffy?”

Her lips curled into a pink smile and rosy red circles appeared on her cheeks. “Well, gosh, I feel like I forgot to get the candy ready for the reception! I better get to work!” she said as she swayed in the air, almost like a snake looking for food.

He smiled and looked around, and noticed an older man giving out orders to the workers, as he snickered and pulled out a balloon. “I always wanted to try voodoo…”

“No, that goes over on that table. Gosh, I swear they give me the biggest bozos to work with.” the older man said as he ran his hands through his hair, something he did when he was stressed. He rubbed his nametag, a gold bar that read “Chris” in block letters and looked around at the staff. Some of them were good, others were...less so, and it was those that left him frustrated. He then noticed the clown standing in the middle of the room, and glanced at it with a raised eyebrow and a deep noise of concern.

He hid the balloon within his glove and giggled as he waddled over to him. “Howdy theeeere, Chris, sir! I came by to help out today!”

“We weren’t expecting your kind of...entertainment. We have a DJ lined up for later, but I don’t think we’ll be needing the services of a clown. Sorry you came all this way for nothing, but if you’ll excuse us, we have things we need to get done, Bobo or whatever.” he said with a smirk, and a tone that was quite rude, not that it offended Looner, he was quite used to it.

Looner gave a rather incredulous look with a devilish smirk. “Well hey, I can definitely see how to make today better for you people…” He took out the balloon and then began to blow, Chris suddenly feeling a bit bloated and bubbly in his tummy.

“What the hell are you...talking...about?” he said as he felt his stomach rumble a lot louder than his usual lunch time grumblings. “What are you doing with that...thing?” he asked as he pointed to the balloon, the sinking feeling in him was that this clown was more than just a doofy entertainer.

He smirked and didn’t answer, only blowing more and more, the swelling sensation becoming more and more noticeable and intense, only to notice his belly starting to round out, his hands getting thicker and losing a finger.

“No! Stop it! I’m sorry I was rude, don’t do this!” he said panicking as he held up his rounded hands, which looked less and less like human digits as the inflation picked up it’s pace. “Please don’t do this to me!” he said. His staff had all gone to do their jobs and thus left him all alone with this clown and his balloon.

He giggled and didn’t listen, blowing more and more as he grew rounder and larger, his clothes not standing a chance, as buttons went flying, the seat of his pants splitting, revealing a cute small brown ball of a tail.

He turned around and noticed the little nub of a tail and he shrieked. “What is THAT?!”

He reached for it, trying to grab it, as if to remove it and perhaps set things right, but his bloating belly made reaching it quite a hard task. Looner kept blowing, and his body kept inflating.


Looner smiled and took a deep breath, as he blew even more, Chris’s body blowing up even faster, his face growing into a large powerful bear maw, his nose big, round and red, as his hands and feet plumped up and growing big claws. “Hehe, looking good!”

He gasped as he felt a light and fuzzy sensation all over and mainly inside of his head. It felt calming, like he was being told that everything was going to be okay. That being a bear was fun and silly.

“A Bear” he groaned as he realized what his fate was. “Why a bear?”

Looner chuckled, and shrugged. “Well, I figured a big cuddly bear would be very nice for an addition to the presents for the newlyweds!” He smiled as he blew more air, Chris growing bigger and furrier all over, his ears going up to the top of his head, becoming big and round, his clothes completely ripped off. “So cute!”

He felt so woozy and looked at his round cuddly looking body and he smiled. “I am quite cute!’ he said. “I’ll  be their gift?” he asked as he felt his body finishing up it’s major changes as he plopped down on his bear butt and stared curiously at the clown who had made him into this strange creature.

“Mhmm! Now how about we get you stuffed up and get you a nice big bow?” He smiled as he pulled out a large threading needle and pierced Chris’ tummy, him suddenly feeling all warm and soft, his fur starting to turn into soft plush as he grew rounder and cuter.

He giggled as his whole body felt empty at first, then felt as if it were filling up with soft squishy cotton, a feeling that was so wonderful he could barely contain his glee. “Yay!” he said as he felt a tightness growing all over as his round, fluffy body began to compact, to become more reasonably sized for a plush figure, although he would still be considered...oversized.

Looner smiled and pulled out a large red ribbon, tying it around the human sized tubby bear plush doll, giggling as he made a snazzy cute bow around his neck. “There we go, the perfect gift!”

The bow silenced the bear as he sat, awaiting his turn to be gifted to the lucky couple. It was quite nice of the clown to give him this honor.

As he sat in the corner, one of the workers came out, looking around. “Boss?” she said as she looked around trying to find him. “Of course, no surprise there.”

Looner’s phone buzzed, a message from Jen Jen. “Be there soon. Keep the party going until I arrive.” it said. This buzz alerted the girl to the presence of Looner and she glanced at him oddly.

“Didn’t know we hired a clown for this client.”

Looner turned to the girl and smiled as he finished the bow on the big bear. “Hey there, what’s your name?”

The young woman, dressed like the rest of the staff, was probably in her mid twenties. She looked very professionally made up, and she smiled. “Oh, I’m Kylee” she said. “You are an odd fellow, aren’t you.”

Looner chuckled and smiled, as he nodded with a bit of blush on his white cheeks. “Hehehe, born that way and proud of it. Nice to meet you, Kylee, my name’s Looner”

“Nice to meet you, Are you part of the entertainment for the party? I don’t recall there being a clown on the list.” she said with a smirk.

“Yeah, kind of a last minute addition, figured something goofy and corny would add a bit of laughs to the party.” He said with a chuckle. “Glad to find someone is at least entertained.”

“Well, I’ve always thought clowns to be a very strange form of entertainment, but usually they are entertaining, so I guess it all works out in the end. I should be going to get things ready. The wedding party should be here soon.” she noted.

He chuckled and nodded. “Why thank you young lady for the tip off. Here, a gift.” He smiled and handed her a rather radiant rose.

“Um, thanks.” she said as she looked at it. “I’ll treasure it forever.” she said with a friendly smile as she went to walk away towards the back of the hall.

He smiled and blushed with a smile as he bounced away, the flower keeping her safe from the insanity of what was to come…at least, unless it was specifically from him.

The door to the reception hall burst open with a gust of wind and the scents of candy apples poured in and there was Jen-Jen, a radiantly beautiful clown, wearing a very form fitting dress that showed her curves. Her red hair was expertly styled, with select curls falling down from her head, bouncing as she walked.

“Well well well, if it isn’t the roly poly one.” she said looking at Looner with a smirk. The two hadn’t always gotten along since Chuckles brought Looner on staff at the Joke Shop, but they each knew the other well enough that their pairing made a certain amount of sense.

“Anything interesting while I was away?” she said softly.

Looner bounced over to JenJen with a playful smirk. “Plenty my uuuh…”

“Speechless at my beauty, eh, Looner?” She joked. “Well, I am taken and your boss wouldn’t take to kindly to you hitting on his number one girl, now would he?” she added with a cackle.

“Anyway, have you dealt with the staff?” she asked. She then saw several milling about. “Clearly not.” she sighed.

“Hey, it’s a process, okay you red-head airhead… I’ve already taken care of some of them, one of them is actually a gift, see the teddy bear?” He pointed over to it with a grin.

“Airhead.” she smirked. “That gives me an idea. You go take care of some balloons for our little shindig and I’ll see about getting some food and beverage set up.” she suggested. “Cute.” she added, poking the bear in it’s nose. “Good work.”

He gave a proud smile from the comment, nodding in agreement as he bounced away, looking to find some other workers who were preparing for the party.

Jen-Jen smirked as she went towards the kitchen area of the reception hall.

Inside the kitchen, the head chef was hard at work, multiple workers storming around trying to get everything prepared. “How’s those stuffed mushrooms coming along Jeice?!” “Almost done sir!” “Very good! And the Rainbow Reverie of sparkling ciders, Sarah!?” “It’s coming!” “Good! We just might make it!”

“Sarah.” Jen-Jen said under her breath as she made her way towards the girl seemingly dealing with the beverages for the event. “Hello there, Ms. Sarah. Need any assistance?”

Sarah turned to the clown, rather surprised. “W-what the, who are you!?”
“Jennifer Jennifer Jennington.” she said. “But people just call me Jen-Jen for short.” she giggled.

Sarah was rather confused by the clown girl in the kitchen. ‘umm...Alright..Jen-Jen...Honestly i would appreciate some help... “

“Well, let me know what I can do for you, and I’d be happy to help.” Jen-Jen said. Jen-Jen walked behind the girl and smirked. The girl was going to be helping Jen-Jen more than the other way around. She reached into her voluminous cleavage and pulled out some magical dust, a favorite tool of many clowns, and sprinkled it over the girl’s head while she was not looking.

She didn’t notice the dust sprinkled on her, and continued to work on drinks around here, as she felt a rumbling in her nose, and covered it, letting out a powerful sneeze. “aah...Aah….AAACHOOO!”

“Bless you!” Jen-Jen said watching as the sneeze caused a massive drop in her height, and her nose to swell into a ball, green in color, which seemed to be the color of her hair now  as well, the hue spreading from the roots out.

Despite the crazy changes, she didn’t seem to notice at all. “Blegh...thanks, Jen-Jen. Don’t know what came over me.” She said with a chuckle.

“Not a problem!” Jen-Jen said as she watched the girl’s shape change in a unique way. Her body below the neck was shrinking more than her head, and her mouth began to grin, growing wider, larger.

She giggled more and more, to the point of maniacal and uncontrollably, as her body shrunk down more and more. “Hehe...heheehehehehehhehahahaha!”

Her head was growing larger, while her shrunken body began to kind of round out, her feet starting to inflate out of the professional flats she was wearing for work. Jen-Jen picked her up, now about two feet tall and set her on the table, clearing some space. “There we go. Almost done”

The girl was stuck in a laughing fit, trying to calm down, but unable to, as her mind began to fade away. “HAHAHAHAHEEELP MEE!!!”

“I am helping you...to help me!” she said as the girl’s mouth began to stretch open as her body felt hard and solid, like it was made of plastic or something, her arms reaching around her swollen belly in a pose like she was too full. Her feet splayed out to balance her as her mouth continued to open wide and she felt...so thirsty.

Her laughter began to die down as her body began to harden, becoming more immobile in her new position. “hehehe..hehe...so...thirsty…”

Her head tilted upwards, letting her mouth become a sort of basin, a container for liquids,it seemed. She had become a clown themed punchbowl, her mouth solid and waiting for something to quench her thirst. Jen-Jen was only too happy to oblige. She took some of the juice that was being used for the main beverage and poured a whole jug into her mouth, filling it almost to the brim, and then from inside her pocket, she pulled out a small flask and dumped it’s contents into the juice, taking a spoon that was nearby and stirring it.

“Thanks, Punchy. You are gonna be the best punch bowl ever. Now you won’t need help with the drinks, you’ll just magically refill yourself!”

She was silent, but seemed to be very happy with her new job.

As Jen-Jen saw her work so happy, Looner bounced over to her and tapped on her shoulder. “Howdy! Say, Jenny? I was wondering about something.”

“Sure thing, Looner. What’s on your mind?” she said as she turned away from the punch bowl.

“Do you anything about the wedding? I dunno but something just seems...fishy about it…” he said as he slipped a living large Swedish fish candy in the punch bowl.

She laughed. “That’s clever. I like that.” she said with a clap. “Sometimes I am not so sure about Chuckle’s hiring you, but then you surprise me sometimes”

He smiled, blushing softly. “T-Thanks, Jen-Jen. I honestly really appreciate that.” he was practically glowing as he softly bounced over to a nearby worker and bounced up much higher, flattening them with his rump.

The worker, a young man who was trying to find his nametag looked up at the world that had suddenly shifted around him so dramatically and then saw the clown’s butt getting off him. “Whatheheck” he muttered.

Looner merely chuckled and peeled the guy off the ground. “hehe, don't worry buddy, I just thought you'd be better used as a balloon animal!” He gave a guffaw and took a deep breath, before blew him up.

“Wait, no. I dun wanna be balloon.” he said slurring his words due to his new flattened form as he saw the clown’s puckered lips looming close by.

He couldn't fight back the sudden fwoooosh of air going through him as his body began to swell up, growing bigger and bigger as a little tail popped out of your rump. “and what's a better balloon than a bridezilla?”

“What? Bridezila?!” he said in a voice that grew squeakier as the moments went by as his body grew rotund, but not fat, just...plushy.

As he grew, he found his body gaining a pair of new mammaries on his chest and his rump getting wider along with his tummy, with his body turning a painted on scaly pattern. “Hehe and you'll be beautiful! Maybe even more than the bride~”

The man felt himself growing lighter, and his mind felt lighter too as he giggled. “B.ea.utiful!” he chirped as his lips plumped up into a smile.

Not only did it plump into a smile, but it plumped up into a rubbery muzzle, with your feet turning into big goofy claws and a big beautiful squeaky dress forming around you.

“Wowie!” said the squeaky voice of the balloon that had been a man shortly before that. He was almost glowing with how much he liked his new form, a product of the air mingling in his brain.

“Brian!” said a flabbergasted fellow co-worker, a woman about the same age as him. She had witnessed most of the change.

Looner chuckled, as he turned to her. “Hehe, like the new look?”

“He’s a balloon. You turned him into a...toy.” she said. “It was kind of neat.” she noted.

“Hehe, if you want, you can too! I'm not shy to volunteers for fun!” He giggled and took out a cupcake.

She hesitantly walked over and took the cupcake. It looked and smelled delicious. She couldn’t help herself as she took a bite of the delectable treat. “Mmmmm” she said as she licked the frosting from her lips

He chuckled and smiled, watching the girl’s face turning pale, along with the rest of her skin, till it turned to a snow white. “hehehe, let's see…. Wonder how you'll turn out.”

She smiled and took another big bite of the cupcake, feeling a sugary rush of energy flowing through her body thanks to the magical frosting on the treat.

The rush definitely went to her head, and through her whole body, as she began to shake and tingle, her body slowly starting to stretch upward, like she was a piece of taffy getting pulled and stretched out. “Tastes good, huh? But you only had the frosting!”

She giggled and took another huge bite, the cupcake’s fluffy texture filling her mouth as she stretched upwards in height and size.

Not only was she getting longer like taffy, bit she was getting quite a silly getup on her, as Looner pulled out a paint can, and began to paint all over her, it actually changing her attire to a goofy striped Rainbow jumpsuit. “that's it, keep enjoying it, Stilts.”

“She giggled and laughed as she finished off the cupcake, now looking like a stilt performer, but without the need of stilts.”

“It’s so good, dude!” she said.

“hehe, Glad you liked it, Stilts!” Her feet began to swell with the finishing bite, swelling into a giant pair of Mary Janes, as her hair turned into a pair of blue long pigtails, and her skin turned pure white. “hmmm… something still isn't right…”

“What do you mean?” Jen-Jen asked as she surveyed his work. “She seems quite lovely to me, even by your weird standards.”

“Hmmm… her arms are too short!” He then bounced up and grabbed them, and pulled them down and widened them to a much longer length. “There! Now she's perfect!”

“Amazing!” said stilts. “I look amazing. I’ll be perfect to help this party.” she said.

“Indeed she will, and perhaps we’d best take our places for the wedding party and friends to arrive.”