The Silliest Wedding Reception Ever!
A Clowtopian Tale co-written by
Novadahedgehog and Hugo Prosperop

(This tale will feature lots of transformations, of many varieties, so your interest may vary depending on the chapter. This chapter includes a short clown TF with height change and head shrinking, and a lenghy inanimate transformation into clown shoes. Enjoy!)

Part One: A Shoe-in for Revenge

Bethany Belmont smirked as she watched Chuckles T. Clown demonstrate some of his clown magic that she had done some reading about on the internet. She had asked for his help in getting some revenge on her ex-boyfriend who was about to be married to his new girlfriend, and she was not having any of it. She had read about an infamous prom several years prior where the entire class disappeared without a trace, and only a poorly formatted cell phone video remained, showing one of the classmates being transformed into a curvy clown with the mind of a bimbo. She had then done some digging and discovered the patterns of the strange clown shop, and found it with little trouble.

She had brought her friend Janey with her, and she watched with amusement as Chuckles had sprinkled some of his magic dust on Janey’s head when she wasn’t looking. To her surprise and delight, she watched Janey’s plain black hair stand up on end and twist upward into a thick curly afro tower of green and purple hair, while her head shrunk in size, making the tower look enormous.  

Soon the girl’s head was half it’s size and Bethany clapped her hands, laughing. Janey was confused, wondering what was so funny, and why her head felt so strange.

“A slight headache is to be expected, dear.” Chuckles said as he patted her tube of hair, which wobbled about. “I suppose I should have warned you, but your friend seemed adamant that I test this on you to prove my magic is real. I don’t think you’ll mind in a moment or two.” He said.

“Well, you certainly have the magic, no denying. I assume that’s permanent, given the stories I read.”

“Yes. Janey won’t be having a big head about things any time soon.” Chuckles said amusedly as he watched the confused girl’s skin turn pink as she got shorter, dropping in height to about three foot even.

“Well, that’s not a real shame. Thanks for your help Jayme. I needed proof and this is it.” Bethany gloated.

“Proof of what?” she said, still confused. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, part of the the clown’s magic, Bethany guessed.

“Hush, let the tall people do the talking.” Bethany said with a smile as she looked to Chuckles.

“So the wedding reception is quite a big to-do, and I had heard you were able to cause some fun havoc at some events in the past. Jen-Jen came mentioned highly.” she said

“Well, She may or may not be available, but while we wait, I do have someone else who loves this sort of thing!” He said. “He’s one of my most loyal employees. He mostly runs his own business now, but he loves to do some special jobs for me. Looner, you in the back room still?” he shouted.

“Sure am, boss!” Soon after he called out, a much larger clown waddled in, looking like a big round ball, giggling happily. “Why howdy there! Name’s Looner! What’s up boss?”

“Well, my goofy friend, I have a customer here who is need of a big party crashing. I know you love parties, events, anything you can have lots of fun at, and you sound like the best fit for the job, along with my sweetie Jen-Jen.” he said as he looked down at the still changing Jayne. She had slid out of her clothing since it was far too large. “Something seems strange.” she said.

“Hush, little girl.” Bethany said as she turned to Looner. “I’m Bethany, and I need to get revenge on my ex. He’s marrying a tramp, and I want to make their lives, well, sillier, now that I know of the work you all do. You up to the task?”

Looner thought for a moment, and gave a smirk. “Well sure, Bethany, but I’m gonna need your help to pull this off.” He said with a wink to Chuckles.

Chuckles smiled and picked up the small girl named Jayne and headed towards the backroom. “I’ll finish up your friend here while you two get acquainted.”

“Yeah, I am game to help. I want this to happen more than you know.” she said. “I’ve been dreaming of it for months.”

He grinned happily and pulled out what looked to be a laser gun and fired, chuckling devilishly as he fired it right at her. “Alright then, hold still!”

“Hey, what the hell is that?!” she said with a shocked look. She knew what these clowns were capable of and yet it hadn’t crossed her mind that by stepping into their midst, she was inviting something very weird to happen to her. “This isn’t what I meant!”

He merely laughed and watched as her body began to tingle and feel strange, as her face began to stretch outward and her body began to shrink. Her face looked like it was turning into one of the shoes Looner was wearing, which were one of the biggest in stock. “Hehehe, i did say you needed to help out, this is how!”

One of the nearby shelves had a mirror on it and she watched as her body dwindled downward, losing mass as well as height. The sight of her face made her shriek, which was rather comical coming from her huge lips that stretched across her oddly shoe shaped head. “How does this help?! I look like a freak!”

“That’s only because you aren’t done changing, you silly sneakers!” He said with a smile as her body shrunk more and more, her hair turning into laces for her new face, her skin turning squeaky and red. “Hehehe my my I wish i could wear you,but you’re a pair that’s already set to be worn by another!”

“No! I was supposed to be getting revenge, not becoming footwear! Please stop! Turn me back into a human, you deranged clown!” she shouted, sounding squeaky and adorable rather than threatening.

“Hehe oh but you will be getting revenge! After all, you’re gonna be one of the tools to crash that party!” He said with a grin, picking up the growing yet shrinking shoes, and chuckled, tugging at her slightly and causing her to split into two, the feeling of being separated into two beings messing and jumbling her mind. “Now where’s this party, little squeaky shoes?”

She felt so dizzy, and yet something remained. She spouted out the party address, a reception hall in the town she grew up in, which was about a mile or so from where the store currently was. She shook her rubbery form and asked again to be returned to normal. “I feel so strange, please don’t make me stay shoes!” she said.

He thought for a moment and giggled. “Okay, I got a deal for you, if i put you on, and you still don’t like being shoes, I’ll turn you back.”

She felt so disturbed by the thought of being worn by someone else, but it was a way out of this terrifying situation she had gotten herself into. “Fine, but you have to turn me back, no tricks!” she said.

He grinned and chuckled, taking off his shoes, revealing massive floppy pale feet, then he shoved them into the newly transformed footware, the scent of cotton candy and popcorn suddenly filling her up as he giggled and sprinkled a bit of dust on his feet, causing them and her to start stretching out bigger and wider, her mind feeling woozy and rather goofy. “Feels nice huuuh?”

She gasped at the sensation of growing larger with his feet growing inside of her, and it made her mind tingle in a way that was pleasant. She still had some of her wits about her, but it was becoming enjoyable. “Still not...convinced.” she said as if she were trying to make herself believe it, “but that felt wonderful. Before you turn me back, can you grow your tootsies in me again. I can’t explain why, but it felt so good! Maybe this isn’t the worst thing to have happen”

He merely smirked and chuckled “You got it lady! Bigger footsies and bigger you, coming up” he spurted excitedly, sprinkling more and smiling as they grew bigger and bigger, her mind beginning to fade more and more.”Hehehe, feels pretty good huh?”

“It does! It feels amazing. Walk around some before I become human again, let me get the full shoe experience! Really make me feel like footware!” she squeaked excitedly, not realizing that she was making it worse.

He giggled and smiled, standing up, bouncing and walking around. “Hehehe ask and you shall receive!”

She felt tingles run through her, and she felt a brief moment of regret for wanting to turn back. Perhaps she could ask Looner to stay...no, she had to get back to normal, and that was that.

“Boss, can you call Jen-Jen? Why don’t we team up for this one?” he asked.

“She’ll meet you there!” he said as he walked back in, in tow was a now foot tall clown girl sporting the crazy hairstyle he had given Janey. She giggled dumbly as she looked around for her friend, who she was unaware was standing next to her on the round clown’s feet.

“Where’s Bethy?” she asked. Bethany felt so good as Looner walked closer, his feet squishing around. She felt another twinge of sadness at having to become human again.

Looner smiled and pointed down. “You mean Lacey, and she’s down there!” He chuckled and wiggled his big tootsies and made sure that the clown shoes were enjoying themselves.

She giggled. “Hey, my name is Bethany!” she said with a chuckle as she felt tingles from his wiggling toes. “But Lacey is cute, if I were staying as shoes, I’d have to say it’d be fitting”

“Hehe, well you certainly ‘fit’, Lacey. You’re so comfy i wish i could wear you forever, but you are meant for dainty feet to clownify!” He grinned as he waddled around over to the door, smiling.

“Alrighty i’m off, boss! If Candi’s around tell her I said loves!” He said with a big smile as he exited the store.

“Hey, you said you’d turn me back!” she said as she felt his feet move around in her as he headed towards her new location. “Ohhhhhh” she said with a shiver.

He chuckled and smiled as he merely kept walking, with each step, her hold on her original human mind dissipating and her mindset growing more attached to the shoe lifestyle. “Hehe, i’m not done wearing you yet though, I said when I was done wearing you, if you still didn’t like it i’d turn you back. But from what you’ve shown, you loooove it don’t you?”

She groaned and moaned as she felt her mind slipping away. “You...tricked me…” she said softly, and a part of her didn’t mind. She was feeling happier by the second about being footware for silly clowns and their antics.

“Hey, comes with the name, clowns are known for playing tricks and pranks. And besides, we’re still gonna grant your wish, just there’s a cost to pay!” He said with a smirk, jumping up and bouncing around like a kangaroo with his giant feet.

Each bounce felt like a shock to her system, and halfway down the street she was giggling madly as he walked and slapped his feet around. She was going to be the best shoes ever, and the thought of turning back was drifting away swiftly.

Looner’s phone buzzed. It was a message from Jen-Jen, Chuckle’s right hand lady, and his partner for this little outing. “I’m enroute. Meet you there, get the party started.” it read.

Looner smiled and texted back, “Already omw. Excited to make more fun neighbors and friends~” it read with quite a number of goofy faces in the mixture.


TO BE CONTINUED