Chuckles, being a busy clown, often had clowns who worked for him, covering shifts at his shop. At last count, five clowns were employeed by him. Bouncy, a large chested clown, Booty, a clown with a rather large posterior, Bubbles, a fat clown with a fondness for getting stoned, Sweetheart, a normal looking clown, and her girlfriend Kalliope. On this day, both Kalliope and Bubbles were working. Bubbles kept trying to light up behind the desk, but Kalliope was insistant she not.

"Not only is it unprofessional…." She started, which got a roll of the eyes from the fat clown. "I don't want it doing it's magic on me. I am happy the way I am, thank you."

"Party Pooper." Bubbles said as she sipped from a large bottle of clown cola. "Fine. I'll wait until my break to smoke."

"Thank you." Kalliope said as she went back to stocking the shelves of the human world store. Chuckles stores differed greatly depending on which side of the dimension you were on. If you were in the "Normal" world as it was sometimes called, the products were meant to seem like harmless pranks, where in Clowntopia, they are clearly marked products.

After a boring few hours cleaning and stocking, the horn above the door sounded, and two young girls walked in. Kalliope giggled and walked over, heels clicking. "Hello there, how can I help you?"

The two girls looked at each other. "Well, we are just killing time, and a joke shop seemed fun." Said the shorter of the two, a girl with long brown hair that curled at the edges.

"Yeah, I guess." The taller said, as she rubbed her head of shortly cut black hair. "I mean, jokes are kind of lame and childish, don't you think?"

"Well, they have their place!" Kalliope said. "Care to see some of our products?" She asked.
"Becca, this seems stupid." The taller girl said.

"Come on, Jackie, don't be so dull. Have anything interesting?" she said turning to Kalliope.

"Hmmm, I may have something really cool in the back. You come with me, and my friend Bubbles can take care of your grumpy friend here." Kalliope laughed.

Becca walked towards the back room with the clown as Jackie watched with a sigh.

"Whatever."

"Don't be a Debbie Downer." Bubbles said as she waddled around from behind. She pulled out a joint and lit it up. "Care for a smoke?"

In the back room, Kalliope pulled a dusty sheet off a large metal device. "This was meant for Halloween costumes, but I think it's great at any time of the year. Let's you design a whole new outfit, or have one designed for you. Why don't you step in and try Random and see what kind of outfit it whips up for you?"

"Sure! I like new outfits." She said simply.

The door hissed open and as soon as she was inside, it closed. Kalliope pressed a few buttons and a monitor flipped out for her to watch.

Jackie looked at the fat clown and took the lint joint and inhaled it's smoke. She coughed, and as she did, her body clearly began to turn a bit pinker in color.

"Jesus, that's strong." She said.

"Yeah, that's why I love it." Bubbles giggled as she watched the girl take another hit off the joint, and nose popped out into a ball, round and red. Either she didn't notice or she thought the drug was working fast as she didn't mention it.

In the metal booth, Becca stood in front of the monitor, wondering what this device did.
"WELCOME TO CHUCKLES CLOWN COSTUME O MATIC. RANDOM MODE ACTIVATED. REMOVING NON COSTUME CLOTHING.

A flash of light filled the room and when it dissipated, Becca was left wearing only her bra and panties.

"AH!" she gasped. "My clothes! Where did the go?"

"Welcome, young lady. Your clothes were removed to make way for the new costume." The machine said, sounding less mechanical and more like a person. Selecting Outfit."
The screen flashed several images, but it stopped on what looked like a red and white stripped sleeveless shirt, much like a wifebeater. Along with it, went a pair of short shorts, red in color. A pair of shoes flashed on the screen, looking more like boots, with a big bubble toe.

"Here we go." It said as another flash of light filled the room. The costume quickly appeared on Becca, although it was a bit loose all over.

Back in the store, Jackie was now sitting on a chair, as was Bubbles. Her feet had burst out of her shoes, and she wiggled her toes, laughing at the sight of them as she smoked more of the clown's weed. Her hair began to get longer and curl into orange and blue rings. Her ears doubled in size as her nose got even larger. Her lips began to turn as orange as her hair and formed a grin that was so familiar to Bubbles.

"Hang on, I got some other shit you'll love." Bubbles giggled.

She ran behind the counter and cane out with a huge bong. She brought it over and handed it to Jackie and grinned.

"Give it a shot."

Becca looked at her loose costume and wondered what it was supposed to be.

"Random Selection: Body Adjust." It said as she felt her body begin to tingle. Seconds later, her height began to shoot up. She gasped, but the change took the words out of her mouth and most of the air out of her lungs. Soon she was at least two feet taller, but she noticed the clothes still felt a bit tight.

She then felt more tingles ripple through her and as they did, she watched in awe as her already toned body became more defined, and muscles began to grow larger and bulkier. Her abs became a six pack and thensome while her arms went from average to well worked to just plain large. Her legs did the same, thighs thickening with muscle and girth.

Kalliope smiled as she watched, intrigued by the machine's choice.

"Help?" came the voice of Becca from inside, sounding deeper. She looked at the screen and saw the monitor read "Whiteface, Red Lips, Green Nose" and felt her nose grow larger and rounder, as her lips plumped up like she had gotten a huge injection of botox. Inside the boots, her feet grew larger and wider to support her new larger, stronger body. She looked like a female bodybuilder. Her skin began to lighten as she looked at her reflection.

Jackie had taken a deep hit of the bong, the smoke filling her lungs and her mind. She felt lightheaded and then her entire body began to suck in, it looked like. In a move that was almost too fast for Bubbles to see, Jackie shrank, reducing to more than half her size, leaving her at a super small 2 foot 11 inches.

"Wooooo, this stuff is special" she said, her voice sounding cartoonishly smaller.

Bubbles lifted her up out of her useless human clothes and set her down on the counter, letting her puff on the joint, which finished her clown transformation by putting ornate designs where her eyebrows used to be. (not to mention the odd change that happened to her nipples as the rounded out into red balls like her nose, but smaller. They honked just the same)

Bubbles walked around and found magic wand that she brought over and waved towards Jackie forming a cute clown dress on her, green with orange lines all through out. Her feet were now dressed in shoes that were oddly shaped, just like her new clown like feet needed.

"Not so grumpy now, are we, Shortie?" giggled Bubbles. She knew the bong enchanced the effects of the short stuff weed she had shared with Jackie, meaning her new height would stick around for a long long time.

Becca watched her hair turn red and shortened up into a cute bob cut. A bowler hat appeared on her head at an angle and she felt new fabric stretching over her breasts (which had also grown larger).

She looked like a cartoonish femme swap of the circus strong man mixed with a clown, and her head felt strange as the bowler sat on it. She felt memories forming, of her life being a strong clown, loving the thrill of body building and helping the carnivals set up.

The door hissed open and she stepped out, a heavier step than before. She grabbed Kalliope by the shoulders and lifed her up and kissed her on the nose.

"Thanks for the new outfit, Kal!" she giggled. "It's so perfect for me. Shows off my tight body in all the right places."

"No problem, um"

"Cheesecake." She said, her name just popping into her head. She set her down down, and Kalliope was going to suggest that they go see how her friend was doing, but Cheesecake had already entered the portal to Clowntopia, having forgotten all about Jackie.

Which was convenient as Shortie had forgotten all about Becca. She kicked her legs as she sat on the counter and puffed away at the joint.

"Oh my goodness, Bubbles, you promised." Kalliope said to the fat clown as she re-entered.
"Seemed like a good way to get her to…lighten…up. Get it?" she laughed with a burp.

Kalliope shook her head. "Why don't you go home, and take the short one with you. I'll cover the rest of the shift." She said.

Bubbles was happy with that, and picked up Shortie and set her down, then took her hand and they headed off to the portal.

"Why Chuckles lets her get away with that, I'll never know."

Bobble smiled as he looked up at her from the desk. "He finds her cute when she's all…toked up. Me too."

"Sorry, but you are plastic, you don't get to hit on the staff." Kalliope giggled.

"Hey, can't stop a man from looking." He said with a smug grin.