Tricks and Treats from Clowntopia
by Hugo Prosperio
Part Five

A very fat clown waddled in from the portal, walking over to the counter, twirling a finger in her purple hair.

"You rang, Mr. Boss Man." She giggled.

"Ah yes, Bubbles. I need you to run an errand for me. There is a party that is all the rage tonight, and I need you to deliver some....gifts."

"Oh, like, okay." She said with a stupid smile.

Chuckles took out what looked a tiny pirates chest one might find in a toy set. "It is small for easy transport, but don't lose it."

"Where is the party?" she asked.

"Well, this fellow here will lead the way." He said pointing to a four foot tall hobo clown with raggedy clothes. "He's going there anyway."

"Oh, okie dokie. Come on, Mr. Hobo, show me the way!"

The Hobo clown laughed. About ten minutes before, he had been a she, but she barely remembered that, simply knowing he had to get to that party.

He held out his hand and Bubbles took it and the two walked out into the world and towards the car that the new hobo owned.

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Katie heard the doorbell ring as the party was just getting started. A large portion of her guests were done up as odd looking clowns, but others had come as various other things, so she wasn't too worried. She straightened the skirt part of her sexy ladybug costume and walked over.

When she opened the door, there stood two more clowns, neither that she recognized in anyway.

"Hi Katie" the small man said. "It's me, Jennifer." He said. "Good costume, huh?"

Katie shook her head, and let out an odd noise. "Yeah, wouldn't ever have known. Who is your friend?"

"Oh, I am not going to stay. I just wanted to make sure Jen got to the party okay. Also, I come from the costume shop down the street. The owner wanted to thank you for all the business he got from this party, so he gave you this." She said as she turned around and placed something on the ground. She clapped. And then she turned around and had a medium sized treasure chest in her hands.

"Open it and your party will get way more fun and stuff." She said.

Katie took the chest, which weighted surprisingly little and shrugged. "Okay. Thanks. Come on in, Jen, the party is already going."

She set the chest on a table that was set up with various food items and drink bottles. She sighed and walked into the party room.

Bubbles looked as the door closed and smiled.

"He is gonna be so proud of me." She said.

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One party goer, a young man dressed as Batman, walked over to the table to pour himself a drink when he noticed the chest. He saw the key was in the keyhole, and smirked.
"Wonder what this is all about." He said as he walked over and turned the key. It clicked loudly and he heard a mechanism unlock in the chest. He grabbed the lid and lifted it open, and as he did he was hit with a spray of confetti and glitter. It swirled around him like leaves in the wind as he stood there, dazed.

"Jesus, what was that about." He said as his whole body began to tingle. He was surrounded by a glow as his body began to expand, getting wider and rounder. He felt strange so he sat down on the edge of the table, and watched as his legs pulled up into his body, same with his arms. They stuck out of his body like little doll limbs. His head spun as his world view changed as his rounding form changed even more, shrinking smaller. His head began to merge with his body, pulling into his torso and then centering. The round body became white as snow and took a sheen of plastic. His nose expanded, turning red and blowing out into a plastic ball on the front. His other features flattened into the plastic of his body. The hair on his head then changed, the hair on the top vanishing, and the rest moving down and melding with the plastic as it turned orange.

He felt his arm reach up and the top of his head twisted upwards into what looked to be a plastic hat. His hand grabbed it and with a pop, it came off, revealing that inside this little plastic man was nothing. He was hollow.
The emptiness made him sad. He couldn't figure out what had happened to him, but it didn't frighten him. The only worry he had was that he was empty. A new sensation then began to grow, and he felt much better. Candy began to fill the bowl, all sorts of candy, all of it magical and wonderful, and he felt like he had purpose now. He forgot that he had come to the party to try and hit on the host, and all he could think about now was all the people who would take candy from his head. His costume had changed and become part of him, looking like painted on suspenders, and now the former man was a simply a candy bowl.
"I hope people like my treats." He thought, happy as could be. It wouldn't be too long before his wish came true.

A young woman, in her early twenties came over to the table and noticed the bowl of candy sitting there. "Oh, how cute. Halloween Treats. Katie thought of everything." She said. "I'll just have one before I get my costume on." She said aloud to no one. The bowl heard her and got so excited in his mind.

"Oh goodie." He thought as he felt her hand reach into the bowl and grab a candy.
She pulled out what looked like a peanut butter cup, but it was oval shaped. She smiled and unwrapped it, popping the candy in her mouth, tasting the chocolate melting together with the peanut butter inside, and going down her throat. As it did, her whole body tingled. She felt giddy, a pure sugar rush like she had never felt. As this shot through her, her body began to compress, getting shorter, dropping her down to a height of just under four foot tall. Her clothes hung loosely on her frame, flapping at her sides as she let out a giggle. Her head began to morph, the top pushing up, leaving her hair behind as it grew up into an egg shaped dome. A small tuft of purple hair sprouted from the top of it as the hair at the base turned purple as well, shortening up, now pulled tight to her head and curly. Her ears began to grow larger, stretching to four times their orignal size, wiggling with every move she made.

She wiggled out of the loose clothes standing naked in the foyer of the house, her skin turning white as snow. Her breasts began to grow larger as did her butt and hips, giving her a wide hourglass shape. The sugar rush she had continued, causing her to dance around, making her new body wiggle in strange ways. As she moved, her feet grew larger, not to mention wider. Her toes spread out, looking like they belonged on a cartoon character rather than a woman.

"I feel so good. That candy was the best thing ever." She said as she walked over and stood on her large toes to reach up to the table, shoving her hand into the bowl, pulling out another peanut butter cup. She quickly devouered it and felt more tingles, more sugar rushing through her system. Her smile turned purple and started to curl upwards into a more permanent grin, but her mouth also widened, growing larger, taking up more space on her face. Her nose began to stretch and round out into a big red ball, shiny in the light of the room. Her eyebrows vanished and high arching drawn on lines took their place. The arching accentuated how odd her head was shaped now. She shook, jittery from the clown sugar coursing through her system. Her butt expanded again, giving it more of an edge over her chest, and her waist sinched a but more, making her form very odd and impossible. She looked down at her naked form and let out a giggle. "Oh my, I am naked as can be. I should put on my outfit." She said.

She walked over to a nearby chair and pushed it over to the table. She then got on the chair and began to dig through the large chest, pulling out clowny clothing. She found each item was perfect for her size and shape, and soon she was dressed in tight sparkly green pants that showed off her huge rump, a red top, also sparkly that left room for ample clevage, and revealed quite a bit of midriff as well. She slid on a pair of arm length gloves, and grabbed pair of oversized stiletto heels that she slid into. She hopped off the chair and looked herself over.

"Peanut, you have outdone yourself. You look splendid." She said to herself as she went back to join the party, forgetting every inch of the human girl she was moments before.

Two young men then entered the room, each looking to get some punch.

"Who was that short clown girl. Hell of a costume." The older of the two said.
"Not sure, Buck. Anyway, let's parch our thirst, shall we."

As they approached the table, each noticed something. Buck saw the chest, while the younger man saw the bowl of candy. Each approached.

"What do you make of it, Carl?" Buck asked.

"Must be part of the party. I mean, it is Halloween, so Candy make sense" he said as he picked up a piece and looked at it.

"Ah, a costume!" Buck said as he reached into the chest and pulled out a one piece jumpsuit.
"Looks like another clown outfit." Carl said.

"Better than my half-assed costume now." Buck said, referring to the t-shirt he had drawn on with a red marker to create blood spots.

Buck felt compelled to try the suit on for reasons he couldn't quite understand. He began to undress right in the foyer, not really thinking or caring much. Carl didn't seem to notice as he was looking through he candy bowl. He pulled out what looked a small treat sized bag of gummi bears.

Soon Buck had slipped into the suit and zipped it up. He noticed it was very loose around the lower half, with the the belly section drooping low, almost touching the ground. It fit fine up top, perhaps even a bit too snug. As he noted this, he felt very odd all over, then felt fine again.

Carl opened the packet and pulled one out and saw what looked like a tiny mad with huge arms, muscle-y and strong. "Huh, Gummy Strong Men." He chuckled as he popped one in his mouth. As he did, he felt a wave of euphoria wash overhim, the best he'd felt in a long time,

Buck's body began to change rapidly, with him pretty unaware of what was happening as it did. His butt began to grow larger and heavier, filling out the back of the jumpsuit, drooping to the ground. His belly began to do much the same, getting paunchy then plain huge, sagging down to below his knees.

Carl's arms began to inflate, getting larger and larger as he chewed on the candy, popping another one in his mouth. His shirt began to tear as his chest muscles grew as well, pushing out into huge pectorals. "Mmm, not bad." He said as his skin turned an orange color, and white formed around his lips.

Buck's skin had changed too becoming pink as bubble gun. His legs had melded with his lowered midsection, making them seem short and stubby. They had thickened to support the heavy part of his body, and his feet had grown outwards to aid in that help. They stretched forward at least two feet further than they had seconds before. He simply patted his low fat belly and smiled. "This costume feels comfy, I have to be honest." He said.

"That's good." Carl said as his waist thinned and his legs got thicker, bulging with muscle, stretching his pants to the breaking point. Soon he was left in tight underwear and nothing else, looking like a circus strongman from head toe. A painted on beard had formed around his mouth as white also formed around his eyes, and the tip of his nose turned red and glossy. He ate another gummy, enjoying the sweet flavor on his tongue.

Buck's head felt odd for a moment as it began to get smaller slightly, but his face got wider, and his neck grew up and into the head, giving him a very odd shape that flowed elegantly down to his weird lower half. He went to shake his head, and found he had to shake his shoulders to accomplish this. "I feel kind of weird." He said as his fingers puffed up, getting thicker as the middle fingers merged with the ring finger. He held them up and wiggled them. "I look like a cartoon, I think." He said with a slight laugh.

"YOU look like a cartoon. Look at me!" Carl said with a laugh as his hair thinned, giving him a extreme widows peak hairline.

"We both look pretty silly. I don't really mind, do you?" Buck asked as his teeth grew larger, giving him an overbite.  

"Not at all, Weeble." Carl said, remembering a new name for his friend. Weeble smiled and nodded in approval. The name had stuck.

"I think you look smashing, Biggie." He said to the oversized hobo clown. "Pun intended."
They both laughed.

Biggie stomped his way towards the party, not realizing he was about two feet taller than before. Weeble giggled and waddled to catch up, which was quite the task. Their piles of discarded and torn clothes vanished, the chest working it's magic.

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Chuckles smiled as two young kids had knocked on his door, holding up treat bags. He smiled and handed them normal candy, and closed the door. He turned to see his latest customer finishing their drastic changes. It had been a young girl looking for decorations for her house, but here she was now a clown, round as a ball, and red as a cherry.

"Those fruit chews will do a number on ya." He said to the girl.

"You can turn me back, right?!" she said as she tried to walk towards him, only to roll forward. He walked over and helped her stand upright, and grinned.

"Nope. You are fruity and silly for the rest of your days, dearie. You'll get used to it very soon, I imagine."

He took his pouch of dust and sprinkled it on her, and she vanished in a puff of smoke, whisked to Clowntopia.

"I think working in Sweetums Candy Shoppe will be a great job for her" he said.

The door opened, and Bubbles stepped through.

"Mission Accomplished, Bossman." She said, as she took a bite of a large brownie that Chuckles knew was laced with something. He smiled and patted her on the large butt.
"Thank you! You did me a huge favor, so I'll be sure to tell your roommates to let you have some of the good stuff." He laughed.

"Oh goodie. You the best, Chuckie." She said as she kissed him on the cheek and made her way to the portal.

"Best Halloween Ever? Quite Possibly." He said.