The Funhouse Freakshow
PART TWO -  FREAKY BUGALOO

The Reverse of Cool

Brianna and Dex wandered into the Funhouse late in the evening.  No one was around, and Brianna had her reservations, but Dex talked her into it.

"Come on. It'll be cool. We'll just pop in, see the silly mirrors, then leave." He said with a smile. He was quite handsome, and he knew it. What he didn't know was that everything was about to change.

In they went, and soon they were very lost, twisting and turning through rooms. They saw other victims of the Funhouse, freaks and mutants alike, all screaming for help, and no end was in sight. Soon they came across a room with discs on the wall, swirling with colors. They felt odd as they changed, their fate sealed. Dex felt his head getting smaller, and with it, all of his IQ draining away. Brianna on the other hand was becoming more bestial, her body shifting to that of a real ass, that is to say…donkey.

She brayed as they realized they were going to be living entirely new lives.

"Hello!" said the Monkey Man "Welcome to the Freakshow, cool kids!" he laughed.


One of those Booth Things

The creature in the booth whined and tapped it's odd tentacle on the glass. Sarah Silvers giggled as she placed four quarters into the slot, and began to mess with the creature. She thought it was one of those odd video games.

She toggled a switch, flicked a button, and kapow, the creature grew a third breast, right in the middle of it's original. She grabbed at them with her odd two fingers hand, and slammed on the window once more.

Sarah laughed at the sight of the poor thing, and deposited another dollar. Suddenly a light flashed, and Sarah was standing naked in the booth. The odd creature was gone. A voice rang out.
"Congradulations, my dear. You were our 1000th customer, which means you get to try our services for yourself! Enjoy your Mutations!"

Sarah gasped and turned to see a line of people waiting to use the booth she was now in. She didn't think it was real, but when she had the neck of a giraffe, feet three times their original size, and abnormally large muscled arms, she knew it was very real. She was a mutant freak, and truth be told, she was starting to like it.


Extreme Freakshow Makeover

"Oh, look, honey! Free Makeovers!" Mary Seratoni giggled as she pointed to the glass chamber and the sign saying "Step Right Up."

She did as the sign said, despite her boyfriend's protests.

"Oh, hush" she giggled. "I'll turn out beautiful, and then you'll get lucky tonight" she said. The glass dome lowered over her, and the technician flicked a few switches and a thick fog filled the dome, hiding Mary from sight.

After a few moments, and many gasps and groans from Mary inside, the fog clears, the glass raised, and outstepped something from a nightmare. Mary was no longer her beautiful model self, but rather a hideous beast. Ears of an elephant, snout of a pig, a gastly paunch of blubbery fat, saggy tits, and hooves like an animal. She was now a freak like they many they had seen that evening.

"Turn me back!" she bellowed at the attendant in a much deeper voice than she had before.

The attendant smiled and shook his head. "No returns, no refunds. This is the real you, baby, forever!" he laughed as she began to sob. Her boyfriend was nowhere to be seen, as he had run away as soon as he saw her new form.


Freakshow Funhouse Gypsy

Carl and Frannie wandered into a large tent where a mysterious looking woman stood, smiling.
"Come, children, I tell your fortunes!" she said with an odd accent, perhaps Romanian.
They smiled and sat down at her table and she turned to her crystal ball. Smoke swirled within, and she turned to Carl.

"Good Sir, I see a pregnancy in your future!" she smiled.

"Oh, my wife is going to get pregnant!" he said, beaming at Frannie.

"No. I said your future, not hers. As for her" The gypsy said turning back to the ball. "Let's see. She shall become a bald midget who will work for our freakshow!"

Frannie let out a laugh. "What the fuck? Are you serious? This is bullshit. She's just making shit up, Carl. You'll get Pregant? I'll become a midget? Lets get out of her" she said standing. Carl stood too, but was quickly encased in a bright glow as the Gypsy tapped his head with her hand. Frannie tried to run for it, but was also tapped on the head and covered in a magic light.

Soon Carl had a large pair of tits and a huge belly as he felt his insides re-arrange to prepare for the eventual birth of his child. Frannie gasped as her height dwindled and her hair fell out.

"No!" she squaled in a high pitched wind. "This isn't fair!"

The Gypsy giggled. "Who said anything about my fortunes being a fair. Welcome to the Freakshow, children" she laughed.