The Funhouse Freakshow
Short Transformation Vignettes by Hugo Prosperio
Based on Art by Kamackazi

PART ONE - The Freakshow Arrives

Prologue: Welcome to the Funhouse Freakshow

The strange man in the tweed jacket stood there, squinting his one eye as he looked out of the gates of his traveling sideshow. He loved going to small towns like this, to lure out the unsuspecting folks who would eventually join his troupe as freaks and weirdoes. One such victim was Carmella Stupendi. She stood next to the man, who was only known as the Monkey Man, and wept. You see, after sneaking into the newly opened freakshow, to prove that the Monkey Man was full of it, and that there was no way these freaks were real, he let her find out for herself how real they really were.

It only took a modified glance from his Cyclops eye, but, soon, Carmella felt her whole body changing, getting fatter, hairier, and uglier. Soon she looked like a cross between a pig, a bear, and a wolf. She struggled to make her clothes fit her pudgy new body as she begged the Monkey Man to turn her back.

"Why, Carmella, would I ever do that? Don't you know that curiosity freaks the cat!" he laughed.

Monkey Muffins

Anita Gaye loathed sinners, and the "carnies" as she refered to the traveling troupe that had just arrived in her town were among the worst. She grabbed her boyfriend, Ronnie Walsup, and a fistful of tracts, and marched down to the gate. Soon the Monkey Man greeted them with a smile and a wink. That wink was a doozy, as it began to morph and melt poor Anita into something far different. Her body began to shift into that of a monkey, which was of course, The Monkey Man's favorite method of freakification.

She looked at her arms as they formed into hairy fists of ape, and began to gasp as her whole body shivered with pleasure at the feelings she was experiencing. Even a saint can be a sinner, and now this sinner resides in a cage at the Freakshow. If you think that's bad, you should have seen what happened to Ronnie.

Freakshow Exchange.

"What the fuck?!" shouted Ralph. You see, him and his girlfriend, Dena, had entered the Freakshow's famed hall of mirrors, which is just plain magic.

They found this out the hard way, when a mishap with one of the mirrors lead to Ralph's exclamation of profanity. He looked down and saw something very foreign. Tits. His girlfriend's tits, to be exact.
Dena, on the other hand, was amazed and curious about the change. In a freak (no pun intended) accident, they had switched heads. Hers was now a top his buff bod, and his was perched on a sexy svelt female form.

"Hey! Hey!" he shouted as a carnival attendant walked by. "Fix us!"

The attendant looked over and waved his tentacleled arm, and grinned. "Don't worry. The Monkey Man will see you soon!" and continued on his way.

Sure enough, the Monkey Man was there to inform the couple of their new gig performing in his side show as Mangirl and LadyGuy, the head-swapped freak couple. I am sure they'll love it.

The Mirror of Abundance

Marvia Cilantro wandered through the Hall of Mirrors, taking in the sights of her form morphing into various creatures and shapes. None of these were intriguing to here, just simply amusing.
Soon, however, she stumbled across a mirror that had her undivided attention. In the reflection, she was huge. Fat as the day is long, and she loved how it made her look. She had always wondered what being a large girl was like, considering her mother had never let her eat the good snack foods, and her metabolism wouldn't have let her get fat anyway. She grinned and did a dance and watched in amazement as the reflection did the same, and even jiggled as if the weight were real and not a trick of a bent mirror.

She then felt an urge to reach out and touch it. She did so and her hand sank into the mirror, then her arm, then her entire body. When she stepped out, she was around 380 pounds heavier and not a thing seemed different. The power of the mirror had not only changed her into the form it displayed, it changed reality. Life went on, and Marvia enjoyed live to the fullest from then on. As she looked over her skinny reflection she laughed.

"Yeah, right. I'd never be that skinny" she said as she waved goodbye to the reflection, and it waved too, smiling at what she had become.

A Lovely Trio

"Really, Fred? This tacky place?" Marie said as she straightned her blue dress. The girl on the other side of Fred nodded in agreement. "Carnivals creep me out." Kathy said.

"Girls, come on, it'll be fun."  Fred said. A Saturday night out with his favorite girls, and it was already going to hell. "What else could go wrong" he thought to himself.

He'd find out later, as he watched in horror as Marie began to insult the carnival Fat Lady.
"Watch your tounge, lass" the woman said.

"Or what?" Katie said, stepping in to defend her friend.

"Fine. If it's a hard game you wish to play, then be it on both of you." She said as she took out a small glass vial of yellow liquid and flung it on the two of them. At first they were furious, but as it seeped into their clothes and skin, they began to change…first physically.

Fred watched as the girls began to expand out into fat blubbery women, who began to giggle to each other about their flab, as if it had always been there. The Fat Woman smiled as she waddled away, leaving the two tubs of lard that were formerly skinny girls to giggle and gossip.

"Come on Lard Ass!" Katie said to Marie.

"Be Right There, Thunderbutt" laughed Marie.

Fred stared in terror as the two of them approached and grabbed him by the arms. His night was only just beginning.

Retro Apegirl

Another religious nut decided to come to protest the fun at the Freakshow. Mindy Dipwater had heard that the man running the show was an Evolutionist, and came to shout and scream and be competly useless to the human race with her shrieks. The Monkey Man decided to show her he wasn't an Evolutionist, rather a De-voultionist. His Stare Glare pierced her soul, and in moments, she was having a retro blast from humanity's past as she went to Ape faster than you can say "Oooh oooh ahhh ahhh" and scratch your armpits.

"Oook?" Mindy asked as she stared up at the Monkey Man. He ignored her and called to the attendant with three legs to take care of her. "Put her in the cage with those tract givers. They'll get along swell."