The Fairy Goofmother
A Clowntopia Short Story for Kamackazi
By Hugo Prosperio

"Prove it!" Megan Stiles said as she stood firm. She was standing in the middle of a strange street, cartoonish in nature, and was talking to a woman, who just happened to look like a clown. She wore an odd hat, that looked like a flower pot.

"Prove what, my dear?" The clown asked with a smile.

"That I'm not dreaming." Megan said. She placed her hands on her slender hips, and what little wind there was whipped at her shoulder length ginger hair.  She was dressed in a tight t-shirt that hugged her large chest, and a casual pair of jeans. "Prove this is real." She added, with a bit of a sneer.

"Alrighty then. As your Fairy Goofmother, it is my duty to oblige you your wish!" giggled the clown as she reached into her purse and pulled out a small velvet sack. She loosened the golden draw string that kept the pouch sealed and then put her fingers in and pulled out a pinch of what looked like glitter.

"Where to start!" the said, looking the girl over, and her eyes wandered to her feet, clad in a pair of blue Chuck Taylor sneakers. She bent over and sprinkled the glitter over the shoes and then stood back up.

Megan smirked. "What was that? Fairy Dust?"

"Goof Dust!"  The Goofmother corrected as she stared down at the shoes, waiting for something.
Megan laughed, and began to speak, but was stopped when her feet began to throb. She looked down at them and watched in a mixture of confusion and horror as her dainty feet burst out of her shoes, tearing them to shreds, growing larger and wider.

"My…My feet!" she gasped, unable to do anything but stare at her huge tootsies.

The Goofmother laughed and took another pinch of the glitter and threw it in the air over Megan and watched as her skin began to turn creamy white in seconds.

"Oh, you will make a lovely addition to the city" she giggled as she sprinkled the dust into Megan's hair, which went from ginger-red to fire engine red in seconds, and grew into curly ringlets that reached down to the small of her back.

"Stop this!" Megan sputtered, still too stunned to move.

"Oh, of course not. You wanted this!" she laughed. "You asked for it, and I am giving it to you! I am a good Fairy Goofmother!" she added as she sprinkled more Goof Dust all around Megan, which made her clothes vanish, leaving her in just a bra and panties.

"No!" Megan cried as she felt her mind starting to spin. She looked down at her face and watched her nose pop out into a round blue ball, shiny like rubber. She then looked down at her hands and watched as he middle and ring fingers on both hands began to merge together, giving her hands a cartoonish look.  

"My My, you are adorable" the Goofmother laughed as she sprinkled some Goof Dust on Megan's butt and watched it expand into a comically huge bottom, stretching her panties to the max.

"My ass!" Megan said grabbing it in shock and awe. She looked at the clown with fearful eyes, daring not to even imagine what would come next. The Goofmother swooped in front of her, and sprinkled again, this time on Megan's ample chest.

Megan felt the tingles fill her breasts and looked down, terrified to see how big they were going to get, but to her surprise, they weren't getting bigger. In fact, they were getting smaller.

"My…My Tits!" she screamed as they began to shrink quickly into her chest, and within moments, she was left with A-cup breasts, her useless bra falling off of her.

"You Monster!" she cried as she felt another twinge in the back of her mind, and she let out a giggle. The giggle then turned into incessant laughter.

"Ah, its taking hold. Wonderful!" the Goofmother laughed as she watched a smile form on Megan's face, turning red and arching up into a painted on grin that would last forever. Colorful makeup adorned her eyes, and her cheeks were dotted with three small hearts on each.
"What…what happened?" Megan said, her mind now fogged beyond recognition.

"Well, my dear, I found you wandering around in boring human clothes, so I was helping to get dressed properly!" the Goofmother said, implanting new memories into the girl. She pulled out her magic wand and waved it and in a glow of sparks, the girl was dressed in a one piece clown jump suit with white ruffled frills at her wrists and ankles. It was covered in red and blue polka dots that made the outfit glow in the sunlight, and it hugged her new shape perfectly.

The new clown looked up at the Goofmother and let out a giggle.

"I am so silly, what was I doing with Human clothes!" she said as a pair of clown sized Mary –Janes formed on her feet.

"I have no idea, Glitter" she said, using a new name for the girl. "But now you are all better. Now off with you, go have fun. You know how to call me!"

"Of course, Fairy Goofmother! Thank you!" she giggled as she skipped away, into a new world, a new life.

The Fairy turned and looked at the joke shop down the street and giggled. She loved it when Chuckles would send new friends for her to play with. She then disappeared into thin air with a loud pop.

The End.