Christian's Cruise
By Hugo Prosperio
Characters by Apokol

Christian awoke from an odd dream and sat up on his bed. He shook his head and saw a green skinned demon nymph sitting there smiling at him.

"Cani…" he said groggily. "How many times have I told you to stay out of my dreams!"

She giggled and stood up. "But they are so fun! Anyway, it's time to get up. I made you breakfast."

He stood up and slid on a pair of pants, and headed out into the small kitchen of the apartment. There sitting on the table was a breakfast fit for a king. Eggs and Bacon alongside Pancakes stacked high like a tower.

"Wow, Cani, that's awesome. Thanks" he smiled as he at down and began to eat hungrily. He sipped from a glass of Orange Juice as well and smiled up at the half-nymph.

"You spoil me" he said to her as she smiled back.

"But of course! Now, did you get the mail yesterday? I was expecting a letter." She said as she brushed her green hair out of her eyes.

"Oh, yeah…it's right here" he said with a mouthful of pancake as he handed her the pile of letters.

She flipped through it, and frowned. "It's not here…" she said, before her eyes opened wide. "Look at this…" she said holding up one of the letters. It was stamped with a bright red logo which read "LeFey Cruises"

"Huh, must have missed that one yesterday, thought they were all bills" Christian said as he grabbed it from her. He ripped the envelope open quickly. He read the letter inside and soon his eyes bulged out of his head.

"It says I won a cruise for two on one of the brand new LeFey cruise ship. It said to call the number on the bottom of the letter and book the trip. Cani…we are going on a cruise!" he said, almost gasping for air. He had been trying to book a vacation for what seemed like months, but things were just too expensive…a cruise would be just the ticket. Cani giggled and hugged him.

"Sounds like fun. I've always loved the ocean. Perhaps we can go snorkeling!" she said.

"Yeah, sure if you don't turn me into a fish" he said referring to her magical powers that she was quite fond of using on him.

"Fine." She said pretending to be disappointed, but then smiled. "Well, you better get calling. We don't want to miss out on a free cruise" she said as she slipped off to her room. Christian smiled and got up to go to the phone.

"This is great. This is just what I need!" he sighed happily. Dialing the number, he heard the ringing, which only made him more excited.

"Hello. Thank you for calling LeFey Cruises. If you are calling in response to a letter you received, please press 1."

After doing so, Christian spent several minutes on the phone speaking to a very nice lady who informed him that the trip was free with no strings attached. She gave him the dates avalible for him to choose from, including one that left that very weekend and soon enough he had chosen, and his plans were finalized.

"We at LeFey Cruises look forward to your voyage with us, sir. Thank you for your time" she said as she hung up.

"Cani!" he shouted. "Start Packing. We leave in three days" he said with a grin a mile wide. This was going to be the best week of his life, he knew it.

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Three Days Later…

Cani walked out of the bathroom wearing a rather skimpy outfit, and atop her head sat a large hat. She smiled at Christian who just looked her over.

"You look ridiculous." He sighed. Cani was very smart but sometimes relied on her misguided conceptions on what humans like to disguise herself. This was one of those times.

"You don't like my hat?" she said frowning. He rolled his eyes.

"It's not the hat…you know what, never mind. We have to get going anyway, or we'll be late for the cruise." He added grabbing their suitcases. "After you, my dear"
Cani giggled at this as she walked out the front door and to the car. Christian sighed, but smiled at the same time, as he knew that in a few hours, he'd be on a cruise to the tropics, and all his worries would melt away.

…even more than he could have guessed.

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After an hour of driving, her found his way to the port where the cruise would be setting sail from. He had to endure several childish pleas of "Are we there yet?" from Cani, who was merely doing it because she knew it annoyed him, and she loved teasing him whenever she got the chance. Upon parking, he got out and grabbed the suitcases, and opened the door for Cani.

"Are you going to "behave" while we take this trip?" he asked. Cani merely giggled and nibbled on her thumb a bit, as she stepped out.

"I'm serious. I do not want to wake up a girl or some random animal tomorrow morning, or any day of the cruise, and I certainly don't want you doing it to the other cruise guests. God, that'd be a mess." He said half to her half to himself, imagining the havoc she could wreak upon the unsuspecting people on the boat.
She sighed at him, but held up both hands and smiled. "I promise, no surprises, Christian."

"Thank you. Now, if you'd please, change your skin color."

Cani grumpily crossed her arms. "No. I'll behave, but I am not doing that."  

"Cani, People aren't used to a girl with green skin, you'll be turning everyone's head, and not in a good way." He pleaded with her.

She snorted, but nodded her head, and with a glow about her, her green skin began to pale considerably, until it was a pinkish flesh tone more commonly associated with humans.

"Don't forget the horns and ears" he added, and she glared at him.

"If you want to get on that boat, get rid of them." He continued sternly.

She huffed and stamped her foot, but she knew it would get her nowhere. She sighed and soon her horns melted into the top of her head, and her pointy nymph ears rounded out into a more human shape.

"Thank you." Christian added as he picked up the suitcases and walked towards the building where they would sign in. Cani followed behind, scowling.
Once inside, Christian quickly made his way to one of the open windows, and presented his ID.

"Welcome, sir. I believe we spoke on the phone" said the woman behind the glass window. It was indeed the same woman who he had called to confirm the trip. "It's nice to meet you. Here are your boarding passes." She said handing him two tickets. "You can head on board as soon as you like. We cas off in less than an hour, Christian" she said, sounding very informal. He kind of liked that.

"Thanks" he said, smiling at the girl a bit too much for Cani's liking, so she giggled as she pushed him.

"Let's go, Christian. Don't want to miss the boat" she said with a devilish grin.
Christian got the point and moved quickly back onto the dock, and over to the ramp. He handed the woman at the ramp the boarding passes.

"Welcome aboard, Christian" she said smiling. He found it so comforting that they used his first name.

"Welcome, Cani" she said to the nymph, who merely nodded with a false smile.

"Here is your room number" she said handing Christian a card that read "138" on it. "That card serves as your key as well. Don't lose it" she smiled. "Welcome aboard LeFey cruises!" she smiled as she turned her attention to the happy couple behind Cani.

They made their way to the room quickly passing the many guests also aboard the ship. Most were couples all excitied to be making a romantic getaway. Cani smiled at them, giggling at their happiness.

"Cani" Christian said as he unlocked the door with his keycard. "This is our room!" he smiled.

She followed him into the room, and sat down onto one of the two beds.

"This should be fun." She giggled. "You need this, Christian. A bit of rest and relaxation will do you good."

"I agree. I've been dying for a vacation…We should probably make our way to the main deck. They are going to be having a welcome greeting just before we set sail." He said.

"You go. I'll meet you there" Cani giggled.

Christian smiled weakly. When Cani wanted to be left alone, she usually was up to something, but he didn't push it. He knew she was already fairly mad at him for making her change her appearance. He walked down the hall until he reached the door that led to the deck and was greeted with a swift gush of air and the smell of ocean water.  On the deck most of the boats guests had gathered and on the stage they had set up stood a beautiful woman.  She sported waist long black hair that shimmered in the sunlight.

"Welcome everyone to the maiden voyage of LeFey Cruises first cruise. We are so pleased to have all of you aboard and we hope that the next several days will be utterly magical for you all. I am Morgaine. I will be taking care of everything for you lovely folks over the trip, and if you need anything, do not hesitate to ask. I'll see each and every one of you at dinner tonight in the grand dining room!" she smiled as she took out a large bottle of Champagne and walked over to the edge of the boat and smashed it.

"Say Bon Voyage to your old lives" she said to herself, making sure no one could hear her.

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When Christian arrived back in the room he found Cani to be trying on a dress. "Oh, wow…" he said noting the flowing red garment. "That's really nice." He said.
"Oh, you like it? I just whipped it up! I thought it would be nice for our first night on vacation." She giggled.

"Oh, it'll be perfect. Tonight we have dinner in the grand dining room, and then…well, the ship is full of stuff to do. We can do whatever."

"Oh good. I think you need a new outfit too. " Cani giggled waving her hands, and Christian felt his clothing morphing around him, and he cringed. Usually this was the first step into a wild night of transformations…and while he had to admit that he certainly didn't mind them sometimes, this trip was not a place for that.  He looked down, expecting the worst, but was pleasantly surprised to find he was wearing a very nice semi-formal outfit.

"There. That looks better." Cani said, and Christian quite agreed. Together they went up to the grand dining room, and along with the rest of the boat had a great dinner to start the cruise on a good note, but none of the passangers could predict what would begin to happen to them…that very night.

As they ate, Christian chatted with the other couple at the table with him and Cani, and quickly realized that he quite enjoyed the conversation with Carl, while Cani tried her best to engage in conversation with the woman named Sarah, whom she found quite boring.

"So, what do you say, Christian. You, Cani, Me and Sarah, all heading up to the Tip Top club? I hear they put on quite the show up there" Carl said with a smile. Cani flashed Christian a look that said No Way, and Christian sighed and looked at Carl. "Hey, I am gonna have to pass for tonight. I really need to catch up on my sleep, don't want to be tired for the whole vacation." He bluffed. Carl bought it.

"Hey, suit yourself. We'll see you tomorrow." He said as he got up and his wife joined him.

"Let's go back to the room" Christian said with a sigh, and Cani giggled.

"Thanks. I wouldn't have wanted to sit in a club all night with that boring woman. I'd have turned her into something before the night was through, I just know it" Cani said.

"Oh, comforting." Christian said as he led the way to their room, and soon he was lying on his bed in the cabin, drifting to sleep. He dreamt of being a girl, a girl with incredibly large breasts and long shimmering blond hair. Even in his dream, he knew it was Cani's doing, but it was just a dream, and he could live with that for the time being.

When he awoke, he saw Cani sitting on her bed smiling. "Good dream?" she giggled.

"Wasn't too bad." He yawned. "if it allows you to get out your pent up feelings, feel free to have fun with my dreams the whole trip, Just nothing real" he added as he got up and went to the bathroom. He sighed with relief when he saw that none of his female self from the dream translated into real life as sometimes happened.
He then got dressed and walked back into the room. "Uh, I am gonna head to the breakfast buffett on deck. Want to join?"

"I'm fine" she said. "Bring me back something to drink though." She said sweetly. He nodded and headed off to the deck. He was still getting used to the motion of the sea and so steadied himself as best he could walking.

When he arrived he saw several women, and a few men scattered about, all munching on bagels and English muffins and other breakfast stuffs. He grabbed a plate of some eggs and bacon and out of the corner of his eyes, he caught Sarah, the wife of Carl, the man he had met the night before.

He walked over and noticed her hair was blonde, compared to the brown it was the night before. "Didn't realize the ship had a hair salon" he thought to himself. He smiled as he pointed at the seat across from her.

"Is that taken?" he asked.

She looked at him oddly for a second and then realized what he was asking.
"Oh, like, no. Totally open!" she giggled.

"Ah, thanks. So how are you this morning?" Christian asked her as she twirled the blond hair in her hand.

"Oh, like, super!" she smiled. "I had a wicked good time last night…and I feel great. This vacation is the best!" she smiled.

He noticed that despite her not talking much at dinner the night before, she didn't really come off as a ditzy bimbo, which was exactly what she sounded like now.
"So did you have fun at the Tip Top club last night?" he asked

Her eyes lit up. "Oh, Totally! It was, like, the best thing ever!" she said loudly. Christian raised his eyebrow.

"Oh, that good?" he said sipping some juice.

"Oh, yeah…Like, you should ask my friend…" she said pointing to the woman who was walking over now. She had long brown hair, and a huge chest that Christian focused on before moving to her face. She had kissable lips and was decked out in makeup.

"This is Carla!" she giggled. "Carla…this is…oh, I forgot your name."

"It's Christian." He said softly. "Cani…" he mumbled.

"Oh, your pretty girlfriend?" Sarah giggled.

"Excuse me, you too..I'll be back."

Christian got up and quickly moved his way down to the deck where his cabin was located, and he threw the door open.

"Cani! I can't believe you!" he said, sounding out of breath. He then noticed the room was totally open, but there was a huge mess. "What the hell?" he said as he looked around. "What is going on?"

He the noticed a slip of paper on the table between the cabin's two beds. It was a note…in Cani's handwriting.

"Dear Christian
I have been given a free VIP treatment on the ships Spa. Everything is Okay. I'll talk to you at Dinner."
~Cani~

Christian looked at the letter and thought hard about it for several moments. "A Spa. Free VIP. Something doesn't add up…" he said to himself.

"Something the matter?" said a voice from the open doorway. Christian gasped and turned around only to see the cruise director, Morgaine.

"I was just looking for my…" Christian started to say.

"Girlfriend?" she smiled. Christian sighed.

"Well, I went to Breakfast, and then she was gone." He stated.

"Well, we told her that she could try our spa for free. She seemed so excited. You look a little tense yourself, would you like a treatment…"

"Uh, No Thanks. I have things I need to take care of."

"Well, do enjoy the rest of your cruise" She said as she left.

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Dinner time arrived, and Cani had still not returned. Christian was now more lost than ever. Something was happening, but he couldn't put his finger on it no matter how hard he tried. He walked into the dining room, and glanced around and saw most of the women on the cruise, but none of the men. They all stared at him with vacant smiles, which did nothing to ease his suspicions. He then sat down at the table where he was assigned, and heard a familiar sound. His cell phone was ringing.

"Hello" he said as he flicked it open and listened to hear who was calling.

"Like, Hi!" came the voice of Cani.

"Oh, thank God…Where have you been?" he said, whispering into the phone so as not to draw attention from the room full of ladies.

"Like, totally having fun at the Spa. You should come…they have stuff for boys too, you know" she giggled, which despite her playful personality, was not something she usually did.

"Cani…what have you gotten yourself into?" he hissed through his teeth. "I swear to you something is wrong…and if you are behind it, so help me…"
"Excuse me, sir…" came a voice from behind him. He turned and shouted "What?!"
He then saw Morgaine smiling.

"Your presence is required at the request of your friend Cani." She added before spritzing what looked like a perfume bottle on him.

"What the hell?" he said before he suddenly felt his eyes getting very heavy. He then saw nothing but black as he fell to the floor.

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"Wake up, Sleeping Beauty" came the soothing voice of Morgaine.
Christian snapped his eyes open and looked around, and then he saw the face of the woman who was in charge of the cruise. She smiled down at him as he realized he was strapped to a chair and couldn't move.

"I must say, you surprise me, Christian. I wasn't expecting anyone to avoid my plans for the passangers of this cruise, and yet you have done so quite well. You see, last night every male was supposed to go to the Tip Top club, and today every girl was supposed to go to the Salon, and in doing so, they would be changed forever. All the males who visited the Tip Top club last night were transformed into beautiful women by me."

Christian's eyes flew open. "What the hell?!" he shouted "Let me go!"

"No No, My friend. Can't do that. You'd ruin everything. I didn't want this to work out this way. If you had just gone to the club last night, this wouldn't even been an issue." She sighed.

"Anyway, as I was saying" She continued. " The passangers of this maiden voyage were to become the staff of any future ventures on Le Fey Cruises.  The men would become expert female dancers for our club, while the females would become bimbos who's only purpouse would be to work for me and serve my customers.
"That's why the cruise was free!" Christian gasped.

"Very good. A free cruise with no strings attached is quite nice, but the paperwork you signed to get your tickets laid this all out in fine print. Never had a single question about it either. So now, we have you…the only male left on board…and I think we need to change that…" she smiled.

Christian tried his best to break free of the straps on the chair, but couldn't.

"Fiesty." She giggled. "So was your friend Cani until we used our bimbo ray on her…now she's just perfect!" she laughed.

"You are so lucky you took her by surprise" Christian growled.

Morgaine laughed and waved her hands as a magical wind swept over Christian and he felt his clothes, every single item, vanish, leaving him stark raving naked.

"Oh? Is that so? Too bad. I love a good fight." She smirked, as she placed her hands on his temples and began to hum.

"Stop it!" he shouted, but she just smiled and continued to him as a tingling built up in his head.

"Magic is so funny. You never know exactly how it's going to work…but it looks to be doing it's job.

His hair began to stretch out of his head getting longer as he shook with rage. The hair softend in tone becoming a dirty blonde as it stretched out to the small of his back.

His face began to tingle next as he felt his features re-arrange and shift, his nose becoming smaller and his eyes gaining a more almond shape to them as his lips began to plump up and become…sexy.

"You are turning me into a girl?!" he shouted.

"Yes. Didn't you hear a word I said?" she laughed. "You are now part of the crew of this cruise ship. You'll make a perfect addition to our dancers…and perhaps your girlfriend Cani can teach you to be a waitress like she'll be…on the side." She laughed as his chest began to blossom into breasts, which began to grow at a rapid rate, shooting from A-cups to D-cups in seconds.

His waist began to hurt as did his hips, and he let out a shout of pain as he tried to stop what was happening to him. His hips began to widen as his waist began to sinch, getting smaller, almost cartoonishly so.

"Stop!" he screamed "Please!"

Morgaine only smiled at this as she waved her hands and watched as his eyes widened when he realized that his crotch was next on the agenda.

"No! Not that!" he gasped, but it was too late as he grasped for his member only to find a brand new female sex instead. He felt it with his fingers (which had become dainty as his arms slimed down to match his new body)

"Sorry. Everything must go!" she laughed, as he felt a shock through his body and all the body hair that was left vanished into thin air as his legs began to lose muscle mass and became soft, supple, and dainty…very Sexy legs, he might say, had they not been his own. His feet shrank down and his toes turned inwards a bit as they become very much the definition of girl's feet.

Morgaine laughed. "Those'll look great in platforms…they'll show off your hot legs well!"

"My head" he moaned as he felt it tingling as he started to get very female thoughts…and his male memories started to flow out of his head at an alarming rate.

"Ah, almost finished. Tell me, what's your name?" she giggled.

"Chris…Chist…Christina?" the newly formed female said with a vacant expression.
"Very good. And what do you do for a living." Morgaine asked.

The girl that was Christian sat there for a second and then smiled. "I dance. All sexy like, and stuff, for Miss Morgaine and the Cruise Ship."

"That's Right, my dear!" Morgaine smiled as she waved her hands again and magically, a cute outfit appeared out of thin air and found it's way onto "Christina"
Soon she was wearing a very short pink latex skirt, which was short enough to exhibit her now pert firm bubble butt, as well as her shapely long legs. A slinky pink lace top formed on his torso and chest, as well as a strap-less bra.

"You look perfect, Christina! Time to take you to the club…" she laughed.

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The Tip Top club was vastly different from the rest of the ship. Here the floor lit up when danced on, the walls had mirrors everywhere, and most of the light was provided by Neon, flashing and blinking in tune to the thumping beat of the music.
Christina wiggled her butt and danced on the floor as Morgaine showed her to the stage. Christina giggled and felt her head tingle again, as new memories of dancing on this stage before fill her head. She quickly started dancing the best she could.

"I think you, my dear Christina, are my masterpiece" Morgaine laughed as she watched the former male wiggling her ass on the stage.

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"Like, Christina, Oh My god, you are sooo pretty!" giggled Cani as she saw Christina entered the dining room. She sat next to Cani, along with Sarah and Carla, who were giggling to each other as they admired the nail job Sarah had been given at the spa.

Morgaine then arrived and took center stage. "Welcome, my friends, to your new future!" she said as the room full of bubbly bimbos and sexy strippers cheered.

"We at Le Fey cruises will offer you the best employment you've ever had, with amazing benefits, the best lodging available, and of course the offer of pleasing our real customers night after night while we take them on the ultimate pleasure cruise."

Christina looked at the woman on stage for a second with a moment of pause…something wasn't quite right…but she couldn't quite put her finger on it.  

"Of course you are all technically owned by the cruise line thanks to those wonderful documents you signed upon entering the ship, but that doesn't really effect you one bit…"

Christina suddenly got flashes of a life she didn't remember…the life of a male. She saw Cani, green-skinned and smiling, but not vapidly like she was now…and then it all came back. She wasn't Christina…She was Christian! She let out a gasp but tried to remain calm.

"So as I said, welcome to the crew, ladies…it's going to be a great life from here on out!"

Christian then noticed the lamp that was illuminating their table…it wasn't electric, but rather powered by lamp fluid. This gave him an idea. He grabbed it and stood up.

"Uh, excuse me…Miss Morgaine?!" he giggled in his girlish voice.

"Yes, Christina, my dear?" she smiled.

The smile on Christian's face vanished as he revealed his true intent.

"What if we don't accept your job offer" he said sounding quite stern.

Morgaine looked at the girl and frowned…she thought to herself that she would need to work harder on her mental transformation skills.

"You don't have much of a choice, I'm afraid." She giggled.

Christian smiled. "Actually I do. Thanks for the offer, Morgaine, but no thanks." He said as he threw the lamp towards Morgaine, not intending to hit her, but land just behind her, which the lamp did, and when it hit the ground, the glass holding the fluid broke, and all of it caught on fire, sending the dining room stage up in flames faster than even Christian could have counted on.

The sprinkler system then went off, and the room filled with bimbos and dancers began to shriek loudly as all the girls rushed out of the room as quickly as possible.
"Cani!" Christian said grabbing her and spinning her around.

"Remember who you are" he said "You are not some bubbly bimbo waitress…you are a Demon Nymph with magical powers…you've given me the greatest life, and I haven't been perfectly happy with it…but that'll change. Just remember who you are…"

She stared blankly at him as Morgaine came up from behind him. The evil woman threw a punch that sent Christian flying quite a bit, and due to his female body, he wasn't quite able to catch himself, instead landing on a table.

"You think you can escape that easily? All your little stunt did was cost money…money I intend to take out of your tips once I make you the dumbest slut on the ship!" she screamed.

Christian swung his legs in a kick and took the witch by surprise and knocked her to the ground. He hopped up, surprised to enjoy the sensations of his bouncing boobs, but he ignored them for the time being.

He leaned over her, and picked her up by the collar of her shirt and punched her in the face, which sent her back to the ground.

"See, Cani! Morgaine is evil!" he said walking away from her. "We aren't who she says we are…we are our own people…let's get off this damned ship and go home"
"Christina!" Cani shouted, but it was too late…Morgaine had come from behind and grabbed Christian by the throat, and begin throttling him to the ground.

"Say goodbye to every last ounce of I.Q. you ever had, Christian." The witch laughed."…and say hello to your life as my best dancer and prostit…" she tried to continue when she receieved a foot to the face.

"Christian…" Cani said from above. "That sounds familiar. Yes. I think it does." She smiled as her pale skin began to shift and turn green.

"You picked the wrong couple to mess with, Morgaine!" Cani smiled as her horns grew back in and her eyes glowed red as she grabbed the witch, and with little effort and hoisted her up and Christian watched as Morgaine began to change. Her body shrank and contorted as fur sprouted all over, and she quickly morphed from the evil witch into a small kitten.

"Very good. Now you are a nice little kitten who won't cause anyone harm ever again" Cani said as she hugged the cat, who let out a pitiful mewl and tried it's best to escape.

"Excellent!" Christian said as he got back to his feet. Now then, let's get this ship back to normal, shall we?"

She nodded…but then turned to the blazing stage. "First things first. Have to make sure the ship doesn't burn down" she said waving her hand, as the fire on the stage turned to pure ice.

A few hours later, the entire gaggle of women were gathered on the deck of the ship, and over the course of the evening, each and every one of them had their original mind and bodies restored to them, save for a few of the women, who preferred to keep their new body, but made sure their minds were back to normal.
Cani then turned to Christian and waved, and he too morphed back to his male form quickly, as he smiled.

"You are truly amazing, Cani." He smiled.

"I know. Wake up." She said.

"What?" he said frowning.

"WAKE UP!" she screamed as loud as he had ever heard her scream. He then felt his whole body shake.

Then he suddenly woke up, eyes shooting open, and what he say caused him to shriek, and he heard his voice was very female.

"Nice dream…" chimed Morgaine as she smiled down at him. He started to scream and try to scramble away until he realized he wasn't on the ship. He was in his apartment, his bedroom. He then turned to Morgaine and saw her morph quickly into Cani.

"You little…" He steamed.

"Oh, you enjoyed it." She smirked. "Now, come on. I made you breakfast."
He sighed and got up and looked down at his female body.

"I suppose you intend to keep me like this until I have to go to work?" he said. She simply nodded and headed off to the kitchen.

He walked out as well, and jumped when a small kitten started rubbing against his legs. He looked down and noticed the cat seemed very familiar.

"Cani…"

"Yes, Christian?"

"Since when did we have a cat?"

THE END…for now.