Part Four: Party Tricks

Sarah watched from the stage as three more clowns walked away from Jen-Jen and she couldn't help but let out a giggle. The former jock waddles around trying to entertain anyone who would pay attention, and the two new female clowns laughed and teased each other, when before they weren't even friends. Sarah felt proud of herself for coming up with this odd, unique, but ultimately successful plan.
Jen-Jen was also proud of herself as she watched her handiwork start to spread through the crowd.

"Now it's time to amp things up", she said, strutting into the middle of a large group of people

"Hi Everyone! Ready for some fun?" she asked. The people surrounding her just looked at her with raised eyebrows.

"I'll take that as a yes" she laughed as she placed her purse on the floor. She then opened it and reached in, her whole upper body submerged in the purse, which a few people noted as very unusual. She then came out and brought out an ornate wooden chair with her. She placed it in the middle of the circle of people that had formed around her.

"For this next trick, I shall need a volunteer" she chuckled. "How about you" she said pointing at a shy redhead who backed up when Jen-Jen pointed at her.
"Me?" she said, sounding almost scared, to which Jen-Jen nodded.
"Yep. What is your name sweetie?" she asks.

The girl shifts her feet and looks up. "Anna" she says.

"Anna, would you mind coming over here for a second" she said as she reached into the purse and grabbed something. She then smiled and walked behind the chair.
"Please, take a seat on the chair." Jen-Jen instructed, and Anna went to do so, but not before Jen-Jen slipped the object she had retrieved in the purse under Anna.
Anna sat down, and began to blush furiously when a loud wet noise emitted from her backside…a fart, it sounded like, but in reality, it was quite simply, a whoopee cushion. No sooner had she realized this that she was enveloped in a cloud of pink smoke.

The whole room gasped, even Sarah, as the girl seemed to disappear in the thick cotton candy colored fog…and as suddenly as it appeared, it vanished…but Anna was nowhere to be seen. In her place sat a fat clown wearing a dress far too tight for her figure.

"Having fun at the prom, Whoopie?" asked Jen-Jen.

"Oh, yes, I am having ever-so-much fun!" giggled the clown in an incredibly high pitched voice, like she had downed an entire tank of helium. She then stood up off the chair, her feet perched in huge clown hightops. She giggled and looked around at the gawking eyes.

"Hi, Sillies! Lighten Up! She said, making sure the seat was clear of anything, and plopped herself down, her bottom emitting a noise that sounded exactly like the whoopie cushion.

"Huh, that's new" chuckled Jen-Jen as she helped the new clown up. She honked her large red nose and gave her firey red curls a flick. "You look perfect. Don't cause too much trouble, Whoopie" she said as she turned her attention to the crowd.
"Who's next?"

The crowd shifted back, still not sure what to believe. One stood forward though, a young man, handsome, with a mop of brown hair on his head.

"I think we've had enough of clowns for the evening. It's time for you and your friends to pack up and leave us to dance in peace. "

"Oh, I am just trying to entertain you, friends" Jen-Jen pouted.
"Well, Clowns are for little kids" he said firmly.

"Is that so?" she said as she reached into her purse, walking towards the boy. He couldn't quite see what she had grabbed.

"Yes it is!" he shouted. "Now get lost, before I have to get…" but his sentence stopped there. Jen-Jen sighed with relief. "That's enough of that" she said as she walked over to him, frozen in place…She held up  a remote and giggled and looked him over.

"You there" she said pointing at his date…"What's his name?"

The girl stuttered as she let out a "J-j-ohn"

"Well, John, Clown's are for kids, huh? That's okay with me" she laughed with an almost evil grin on her face as she aimed the remote at him and firmly pressed down on the "Rewind" button on the remote. Everyone watched in deep shock as the high school senior suddenly began to shrink and shift, his clothes changing with him as he morphed from a high school student to junior high, and soon to Elementary school. She let off the button when he was around seven years old.
"Prefect" she said as she looked down at the remote and pressed play. The boy looked bewildered as he stood there in a child's sized tux.

"What were you saying about clowns, young man?" she said with a giggle.
The boy smiled "Oh, Clowns Rule!" he shouted.

"Good Boy" she said aiming the remote and pressing the big red Clown button in the middle, and in seconds the boy's hair turned blue, his nose turned into a red ball, his lips curled into a smile, and his eyebrows became very exaggerated.

"Well then, Little Bozo…isn't being a clown the best. Tell all the boring high school kids"

"You guys should totally try it! It's so much fun" he giggled as he front two teeth grew out into buck teeth and his ears doubled their size.

His girlfriend gasped and turned and ran for the exit, or she tried. She was quickly stopped by Jen-Jen with the remote.

"Going somewhere so soon." She giggled as she pressed the rewind button, causing the girl to shrink faster than her boyfriend. Soon the girl was no more than four years old. She then watched in horror in the mirror on the nearby door as her hair turned orange, and her dress turned green with orange stripes. Her face turned a shade of pink, almost cartoonish, and freckles dotted her cheeks, painted on ones. Her eyebrows vanished and became drawn on ones. In a flash she was able to move again, and she just giggled and started dancing to the music that was pumping, of course, she was dancing like a four year old would.

"Oh Tuti-Fruity!" laughed Jen-Jen. "You are so silly"

"Thanks, Auntie Jen-Jen!" she laughed.

"Not a problem" Jen-Jen smirked as her attention turned back to the crowd. They all murmured as this happened.

"Leave us alone!" shouted a girl who Jen-Jen turned to. The Brunette had a sharp look about her, and was defiantly at the top of the social ranks.

"Quite, Jess…You are gonna make her mad" said a portly girl to her left.

"Excuse me, Liz…but no one asked the fat squad." Jess hissed at the girl, who shied away.

"Now, Now," Jen-Jen said. "That's not very nice, is it…Jess."

Jess stared at the clown who was coming towards her. She just shivered. Liz was right, she thought to herself. "Damn her for being right all the time" she mumbled to herself as Jen-Jen stepped up and grasped each girl by the shoulder.

"Now shake and make-up!" she said forcing their arms out, and they did as they were told. As their hands clasped, Jen-Jen grabbed them and pulled a long pink ribbon from her pocket. She quickly tied it around their wrists…mumbled some strange words and in a flash the ribbon vanished.

"What the hell was that?" Jess said staring at the clown.

"Just a little magic to make you lighten up…well, sort of" she laughed as Jess felt very odd. Liz did too…and Jen-Jen stood back to watch as Jess started to gain weight while Liz lost it. Her chubby belly melted away into a fit one, toned and defined, whilst Jess lost her cheerleader stomach to a gut in seconds. She shrieked loudly as her face plumped up making her cheeks cute and chubby, while she gained a slight second chin. Liz was now looking thin and fit. Her dress was a bit loose now and she laughed at the new her. Her laughter was infectious, apparently as Jess began to laugh to, although she couldn't say why. Soon the two of them were bathed in white flesh, white as snow, and lips red and wide. Makeup covered their faces as they joined the growing faction of clowns. With a balloonish sounding stretch, both of their feet grew and their clothes morphed to fit them, physically and mentally.

"Well, Lizzy and Jessi, aren't we the best of friends now?"

Jessi nodded and giggled like a school girl, and rubbed her belly. Lizzy giggled and patted her friend on the head. "Of course we are."

"Perfect." She added. The crowd looked on in horror and realized that even if they wanted to, they could not escape this mad magic clown amongst them.

"Well, I am gonna take a little breather. If anyone needs anything I'll be over there" she said pointing to a table where  Suzypoo, Bouncy, and Booty were giggling and sipping on some punch.

Sarah pretended to be a shocked as everyone else, especially those who were whispering to her about their concerns, but inside she was grinning like mad. Things had finally kicked into high gear.

"Play on, DJ!" giggled Jen-Jen as she waved her plastic toy wand in his direction, and POOF, a clown stood where he was seconds ago. Jen-Jen moved over to the table, and smiled. "This is fun. I shall have to venture out into the human world more often"

To Be Continued...