And a prize for Inclassificabilis ! He selected the strangest of all threads to pull on and made a bizarre story involving the Dementologist from my ImmotionLotion story. I can't say I was expecting that. He's possibly trolling me, and he did submit it 1 minute prior to the deadline at 31-March-2020 at 11:59pm Pacific time. So I suspect this was his first April Fool's prank according to his time zone.
But troll or trick or not, he met all the qualification requirements! And therefore he's deserving of a prize, and a scholarship to Dementology school!