And a prize for Inclassificabilis !  He selected the strangest of all threads to pull on and made a bizarre story involving the Dementologist from my ImmotionLotion story.  I can't say I was expecting that.  He's possibly trolling me, and he did submit it 1 minute prior to the deadline at 31-March-2020 at 11:59pm Pacific time.  So I suspect this was his first April Fool's prank according to his time zone.

But troll or trick or not, he met all the qualification requirements!  And therefore he's deserving of a prize, and a scholarship to Dementology school!