A smart looking woman with blond hair in a sharp blue business suite was seated in front of a camera with the headline, “Weiner-tastrophe Strikes the Nation!”. The woman was one of the first transformed reporters to appear on the news, and as she adjusted her three breasts the camera lights indicated they were broadcasting.
“Melissa Thompson with breaking news here on Channel Five! If you haven't already seen or heard about it yet, we here at Universal News Network are covering the recent morphogenic catastrophe that resulted from a tainted beef product sold by WeinerDougs, the biggest hot dog restaurant chains in the nation.”
“Reports started coming in this afternoon as thousands of people across the nation began to eat what they thought would be a harmless lunch. Customers of the popular hot dog restaurant were distraught when, upon attempting to eat their hot dogs, the tainted franks, injected with an unknown transformative agent in the meat began to changes patron's bodies, mostly their faces.”
A warning label appeared on screen, urging younger viewers and the squeamish to look away. A stream of images appeared, images of people, only women, and ones that would be considered pretty or cute oddly enough, whose faces were indisputably transformed. Each picture had one of two transformations displayed; each and every woman had had their mouth and noses replaced on their face. One half of the afflicted females had a vagina in place of their noses and an anus instead of their mouths, while the other half had a large penis and testicles replacing their nose, with an anus underneath.
“It would appear that the unknown compound in the hotdogs had a very specific effect in that it caused only the transformations we’ve shown you. In every case the victim’s face and mouth have been replaced by genitals and an anus, although we’re told they are only for ingesting food, not disposing of it. What we haven’t shown you, though, is that half of the women were in fact men before they were changed.” Several pictures appeared behind the reporter displaying more of the affected. Officials stated earlier this afternoon that it would appear that the transformation is gender biased and age based. Women who ate the tainted dogs gained the male portion of the transformation, while the male victims were feminized and summarily had their mouths and noses replaced with female genitals. No one under the age of about eighteen-to-nineteen has been affected by the transformation yet despite eating the same food as other transformees, a small blessing many are calling it. It also would appear that while the victims faces had the opposite gender’s genitals grown upon them, everyone had maintained their original sex down below. ”
“The transformation appears to occur roughly halfway through eating the hot dog. The victim is eating and pushing the food into their mouth when the changes occur. For further detail about what happened, we have two local victims who are willing to speak about their rather recent transformations.” Two transformed women walked into the view of the camera. One, a tall young woman with long auburn hair and a blue dress, with a thick nine-inch-long penis and large testicles hanging from her face. She identified herself as Clarissa. Behind her came in another woman, this one with short combed black hair underneath a beanie, dressed in tight jeans and a blue v-neck who went by the name of Evan. She blushed as she came on screen, her hairless facial vagina becoming red as she sat down next to the other transformee.
“Thank you for coming in to talk to us, it must be very hard for you to be here so soon after your changes. Clarissa, could you please describe your experience?”
The woman named Clarissa lifted up the large nutsack covering her quivering anus and began to speak through it. It twitched and sucked in as she talked to Melissa, “Well, I was just about to have my second bite of my hotdog when I found that I couldn’t chew. I tried to bite down, and that’s when I noticed that my mouth felt really tight. I pulled the food out and it felt… kind of good, which was even odder. I touched my lips, not thinking, and felt my finger slip in but touch no teeth. So, I looked down and my nose had started elongating.” She gestured with her hands in the air, mimicking the dick on her face expanding out. “It grew and grew before my vison, and by the time I realized what was happening it had started affecting others at the restaurant.”
“And what happened after that? You don’t have to say anything if you don’t want to, of course.” Melissa laid a friendly hand on Clarissa's knee.
“No, no, I’m okay. What happened next was absolute chaos. People started shouting, running around and flipping tables over. The women were bad, but the men were worse. Even though they had turned into girls, I don’t think that changed their minds that much. They started beating up those poor employees who had nothing to do with it. One guy even shoved a hotdog down this poor girl’s mouth until her face changed, and I am pretty sure all she did was cut the onions. Thankfully, Evan here grabbed my hand and dragged me outside.” She gave the other girl a gentle hug.”
“Thank you Clarissa, and you too Evan. You did the right thing by helping people get outside. Now why don’t you tell us your side of the story?”
The woman’s vagina wriggled a bit, perhaps in some attempt of a smile with muscles that couldn’t make one. “Well, I was hungry after surfing, so I thought I’d go grab a bite to eat, right? So I drove on over to the WeinerDougs near the harbor and ordered the usual, y’know two dogs and a fry. Well anyways, I’m sitting there, eating my food, when it starts spilling out of my mouth and onto my shirt. And then, when I look down, I’ve got these breasts poking out and I can’t see my nose! So I start freaking out a little, and then I really started freaking out when touched the pussy on my face!” A beautifully manicured hand pointed to the twitching labia below her eyes. “But then I saw everyone else freaking out, so I figured that we all needed to get outside before things got bad. There were these biker dudes, all tatted up and stuff. Well, when they turned into chicks, they got really mad. Started flinging stuff around. Im no fighter, so I rushed everyone outside until the police showed up.”
“And how do you feel with your sudden, uh, readjustment?”
“I mean, y’know, I guess it’s not that bad. Some people don’t even get to keep their heads after this sort of stuff goes down, and I saw that one lady who got turned into a pair of boobs, so it’s all perspective I guess. I’m still a man where it counts. And hey, I mean, I could totally be a lesbian, I still like girls!”
Melissa smiled warmly for the cameras, “Well Evan, that’s a pretty good outlook to have about all of this. And how about you Clarissa?”
The penis faced Clarissa, incapable of smiling, rubbed the pussy faced girl’s thigh. “I was already a lesbian. Evan,” she said, raising her eyebrows.
Melissa and the crew took the hint and allowed the witnesses to leave the set. “Well, there is your firsthand account. As for what is still going on, authorities have shut down all WeinerDougs restaurants as well as anything affiliated with them. The WeinerDougs company is under investigation, with its suppliers and warehouses being scoured for any sign of the source of the transformations. The CEO, Mark Renberg, stated that it was not the company’s intention and most likely a disgruntled employee. The current number of transformees stands at around a hundred thousand currently, with more being reported by the minute.”