thanks to Dannysuling (deviantart.com/dannysuling) for the edit
thanks to my beater readers for the feedback
Disclaimer you probably shouldn't do what is mentioned in this story to anyone.
At least not all at the same time. If this resembles anyone living or dead i would be very surprised and its a complete accident, or parody
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