This has taken some considerable time to produce

thanks to all parties involved

Edited by Dannysuling (deviantart.com/dannysuling)

Art by Dracowhip (deviantart.com/Dracowhip)

Disclaimer you probably shouldn't do what is mentioned in this story to anyone.

At least not all at the same time. If this resembles anyone living or dead i would be very surprised and its a complete accident, or parody.