"So THIS is why you wanted to chop my head off?! They have websites with this?!

"I can see why people like it but... Babe, you can be honest with me. Don't be ashamed we all have our - Oh, wait, scroll down how did she, OOOOOH. This might be fun.

"HEY! Come on don't leave me here alone! Let me play with the rest of me too! And don't share anything online yet! I wanna see it first!"