A Swingers Night of Magic
by Almost Human
Halloween was always a great time of year for Elonzo. The weeks leading up to and right after it always seemed to just pulse and vibrate with a palpable current in the air.
This year was no different and he was somewhat smug as he suited up for the evening's festivities. While spritzing on a dash of cologne he started to rattle off his mental checklist for his appearance....
"Hair? Long, black and curly? Check...(wait a sec-curls number 56,69 and 71 are out of place but it's an easy fix)
Smells?...a small dab of patchouli and vanilla makes for some interesting reactions if you keep it subtle ...so that makes a big "check" (and it helps not to eat at Taco Bell a few days prior to going out is always a safe bet.)
Eyes? Check. (no glasses tonight and quick burst of concentration made them flare green like emerald lightning with a lingering luminous effect)
Clothes? Check (green silk shirt with leather vest and tight black pants and boots)
Ego? Not in check (and almost out of control)
He had to laugh at that thought but it was not that far off at times and he knew it.
Tonight was supposed to be an "off-night" but he knew at least a few folks would want to see some of the "trix" he was so fond of showing off with. There were always some folks that wanted to see a thing or 10. So Elonzo made a few mental notes and pushed a couple of bigger props out to the trailer behind their van. Just in case there might be a small clamor to see some of the really cool stuff.
Elonzo figured that Lydia was using all this time to her advantage by applying the masterstrokes to what he considered perfection on two legs already. He headed off towards the bathroom (her permanent campground) to see what's what. Sure enough she was just finishing up...
Shoulder length reddish-brown hair that highlighted her brown eyes (swirling vortexes of emotion that he routinely lost himself in) that played very nicely with her jewelry and party night outfit that consisted of very tight and very shear black long sleeve shirt that displayed her 36b chest very well, along with thin black slacks and sandals. Elonzo duly noted that she had painted her nails a fire engine red and there was much rejoicing in his personal kingdom. She caught him checking her out and smiled and wiggled her toes for added effect. All in all and as usual her 5'5" frame was looking really, really god...every inch of it was just....stunning.
It was going to be a night of relaxing, chilling, hanging out and just general fun in a new on-premise club that had opened. But there was something that seemed to mark the night as being destined for remembrance as very unusual. Both Elonzo and Lydia considered that par for the course of their lives together. Odd things always happened to her. And he considered himself to be one of them.
They pulled into the parking lot and strolled into the club and took it all in. The music was loud and the lights were dim Just the right hint of naughtiness as well as the occasional psychic tsunami of pure "D" raunch. Elonzo was thinking that he already liked something...but couldn't put his finger quite on it yet. (But he planned on working on it)
As they got acclimated to all the creative chaos that was swirling around them Lydia and Elonzo both saw all their friends motioning them over to the back left half of the room. Where you could actually hear what was being said without straining. Jay stood out from the group the most with an extended hand for Elonzo and a tight hug and feel for Lydia he made them feel right at home all the while managing to do a good Thor impression in his looks and manner. His wife Hannah was right at his side letting them BOTH know that they were about to be hugged in the most massive of ways. Elonzo took in the rest of the gathering and was pleased to see that several of their close friends made up the group as well as some newer folks that seemed to be very cool.
Jay had just plopped a cigarette in his mouth when Elonzo got the sudden urge to show off by lighting his cigarette before anybody else could...With a burst of fire from his fingertips.
That little stunt got a shocked "What the FUCK was that?" look from Jay that was quickly followed by a grin and a smattering of applause.
Elonzo quickly fell into the groove of both the music and conversation. The topic of massage came up and Elonzo used that as a springboard to show off another effect. He launched from real natural conversation into stage patter mode in such a seamless way that only Lydia really knew what he was going to do. "Ya know...I liked the feeling that I get from giving a young lady a deep, all over sensual massage And I have to admit that I like to think I'm fairly good at it." Several of the girls started to nod in agreement and grinned real big. And one really happy camper seemed to reach back for a memory that made her speak in tongues when she came. During all this Elonzo made a great show of taking a single quarter out of his pocket and rolling it across the backs of his fingers end over end as he continued speaking (Manual dexterity...gotta love it) "Anyhow I was saying that I really do have a ‘special' touch in my fingertips that really works so well on a lady that the will feel it down to the molecular level...she might feel a little disjointed...well let me show y'all what I mean" And with that Elonzo flipped the coin to James, a tall black gentleman with an edged sense of humor, and asked him to look over the quarter. James eyeballed both sides and the whole of the edge and even bounced and spun it a couple of times and pronounced that there was nothing special about it while tossing it back to Elonzo. Heather piped up again about his ‘special touch'. While saying all this he was rubbing his forefinger and thumb on both sides of the coin. "Just gotta focus a little on this one spot and...y'all wanna see what happens?" Everyone nodded an affirmative and Elonzo bummed a cigarette and placed the open end right up to the face of the quarter and slowly twisted and pushed it little...by....little straight thru the side of the coin until it was smack in the middle of both objects. Elonzo lit up the cigarette and took a puff and blew a smoke ring and popped it with his finger. (He didn't want it to die a virgin) and slid the quarter off the nicotine stick and let Jay finish it off.
The ebb and flow of conversation turned more and more entertaining as Elonzo pulled coins, cards and assorted silks out of various puffs of smoke. The crowd got bigger and bigger and Elonzo knew it was time to break out the special props and take advantage of the unique atmosphere that this placed provided.
He excused himself and trotted out to the trailer and rolled in one thing that was covered in a sheet and a tall thin upright box that was just big enough to hold a person of slight stature.
Lydia's eyes opened wide and she bit her bottom lip with a slight twinge of anticipation and a tingle in her thighs that was growing just a bit.
"Now, I'll need a young lady from the crowd to help me with this stuff." Were the 1st things Elonzo said as he got everything in place. A busty blonde in a white skirt and blue top shot her hand up in the air before anyone else and she bounded out of her seat as soon as both Lydia and Elonzo locked eyes with her.
"Well it looks like we have a somewhat eager beaver here. What's your name m'dear?"
"Carrie." she replied "And you have no idea just how eager my beaver can be...I mean that I just like to do this kind of thing." she did her best to keep her fascination to a low ebb. But it was kind of hard. So she substituted a smile that hinted at more than a hint of mischief.
"Ok Carrie...You're gonna help me do a little thing with Lydia. Since it is the Halloween season let's really get into the sprit of the season and take a little off Lydia's top." And with that he whipped off the cloth that was covering a very ominous looking table and stock frame work with a wicked looking blade...in short...a guillotine. Elonzo extended his hand to Lydia and helped her as she hopped up on the table and placed her neck in the stock and Elonzo had Carrie lock her into place. Elonzo then stepped back and bent Lydia's legs at the knees so her feet were in the air. On his way back up he let his fingers slide down her leg and over her rear end and ever so lightly over her outer lips, so that she quietly let a sigh of a moan out and clenched her thighs tight for added effect. "Lydia...Are you ok with this?" and she said "yes" and waved goodbye to the audience as Elonzo told Carrie to pull the lever right beside her. The blade seemed to hover in place for a second and Lydia let out a whimper that became a scream as the blade did it's evil work and Lydia's scream abruptly stopped, dropped into a waiting basket and pillow. Carrie and everyone else looked on and learned a whole new meaning for the phrase "shock and awe" as they took in the sight of Lydia's now headless body. There was no gush of blood as expected and her legs remained bent at the knees so that everybody could see. Elonzo stepped up and lifted her head out of the basket and showed her to Carrie and the whole audience that she was...smiling and alert!!!! He then showed her body to her own head and she wiggled her feet a bit and reached around and tapped on the solid blade that separated her. Elonzo placed her head on a table where she continued to smile and take in all that was going on. Elonzo then helped her body to stand up and again her hands ran over her neck and the space her head occupied a few minutes ago.
"Lydia...Are you feeling ok?" was the 1st thing that Elonzo asked and her body responded with the "ok" sign. "Well, I have a feeling that there are a few skeptics out here who think this is just a fake. Just how can we convince them?" With that said Lydia's body removed her shirt and stood before the group topless (now in more than the literal sense) and took her head off the table and held it where she could see who was where in the crowd. She saw where Jay was sitting and her headless body walked over and she held her head to his lips and started a kiss that could melt the polar ice caps. (Global warming my ass) while her right hand played with her increasingly erect nipples.
Jay was taken aback but got it together quick enough to see Lydia's body motion for Hannah to unzip his fly. Hannah didn't miss a beat and went right to removing what was a cock hard enough to qualify as a deadly weapon in several states. Lydia then used her hands to guide her own head up, down, over, under and around every inch of Jay's extended member and it didn't take long for Lydia to work her own brand of magic as Jays eyes rolled back and try as he might to hold back the impending launch of a load. There was nothing he could do to stop it when Lydia put the whole thing in her disembodied head and slowly spun it 360 degrees around the shaft. The room went silent except for a few smacking noises and Jay's quiet pleas for "mercy". Lydia is not known for that trait though and she sucked until a cloud of dust was all she could get out of Jay and he pretty much collapsed in his chair with a look that was a cross of big honking grin and please don't let that happen for a while...Lydia gave herself a drink and took her head back towards Elonzo and her body made a motioning gesture towards Carrie and the long tall next to her.
"You didn't think that was it, did you, my dear?" Elonzo half chuckled to Carrie "You just chopped off my girlfriend's head and she's got something "extra special" for you in return.
Carrie didn't even flinch and walked right up to the box; a long tall thing with four separate doors. "You want me to get inside?" She asked.
"Yep...That's the idea and I'll warn you that it's not the vanishing act."*snicker*
"Well, I seem to be a little tall in these heels." as she kicked them off and Elonzo opened the doors for her to step inside. Elonzo then shut the bottom door that covered her lower legs and feet. Then he did the same with the other three doors that had her hips, torso and arms and her head.
"Last chance to back out." Elonzo quipped as he locked the top door.
"Not a chance" came the muffled but understandable reply.
Lydia's body brought out several blades made of sheet metal that Elonzo tapped all over to show they were quite solid and real and then he thrust the first set thru the first and second boxes while Lydia's still headless body handed him each individual blade. With each blade placed in thru the box Carrie would give a little yelp. As the last blade was set into place, Lydia's body took the box and gave it a total spin and then proceeded to help Elonzo unstack the four sections of the box ...and Carrie
Elonzo and Lydia (her head looking on) took the four boxes to various points and thoroughly rearranged them before Elonzo restacked them. "Lets see how things look before I finish this up" And he opened the first door only to find Carries hips looking him right in the face. "Uh oh." Elonzo grimaced and opened the next box that had her chest and arms and under that was her feet, her very lovely head (that seemed to be quite happy with things despite her predicament)
"Well, I always did like girls who lost their heads or go to pieces for me." "Carrie, there are still gonna be some nay-sayers who'll think this is not a really happening thing."
"Well...We can't have that can we?" Carrie said as her hands gave his face a caress and the proceeded to unbutton her blouse and slide her torso out of it for all to behold. Carrie hands started caressing her chest and playing with her nipples. "It's kind of like everything has a mind of its own." she gleefully said with a giggle. Elonzo did notice that she did not toss out a bra with her shirt and guessed her chest to be a spectacular 36c. He also figured there might not be any panties under her skirt on her squirming hips. Lydia slid on over to Carries hips and slide her hand along her thigh. Carrie's head gasped and her eyes got real big while both girls bit their bottom lips in more almost painful anticipation. Sure enough...there was no under garments to get in the way of easy access. The only thing that nobody had checked was Carrie's bare feet that kept wiggling right in front of him. He saw that and just could not help himself. He had to see if she was ticklish...even if it was just for a second. He lightly ran his fingers over her toes and she obliged him by raising her soles for a bit more of that light tickle touch. She giggled a bit and then grabbed his fingers with her toes. "Since you have me like this...Let me see your dick so I can see what it is I'm going to be taking on and in me."
Elonzo looked hesitantly over his shoulder and Lydia took over from that point to save him from his own useless shy streak. She took matters into her own hands by unzipping his pants and unrolled Elonzo's johnson. Carries eyes got that "holy shit" look (Guess some things can be a surprise no matter what situation you find yourself in.) Lydia pushed his cock towards her mouth just so she could kiss the very end. And Elonzo brought his face to her hips and ever so lightly traced outer lips outline and from there it's a quick flick with the very end of the tongue to separate those lips ever so slightly with just the very tip of the tongue.
She was getting real wet...real quick and a unexpected moan and quiver kept Elonzo from getting lost in the moment when he applied a sudden burst of pressure on her clitoris...
Before turning around he reeled in his pecker. (*Author's note...you thought I was gonna make him small to average?!?*) As he looked over both girls with a frightful combination of lust, warm fuzzys and more lust in some serious quantities. It was time to take them home and fulfill the rest of the fantasies he had made over the years.
"Well...I do believe I better let the girls pull themselves together"
Lydia just smiled and shook her finger back and forth at him. She was staying just as she was for the moment.
"Ok ...you know I have no problem with that kinda thing...Carrie, would you be interested in doing this kind of thing again and more often?"
Carrie looked up, still beaming a huge smile, she replied..."two things...First off...don't put me back just yet...and 2nd...you betcha."