Today is my birthday. At least, it still is for the next hour or so. I was just beginning to unwrap my final gift of the night, from my fiance, Jess, and it was the kind of gift I couldn't open in front of mom and dad. Yeah, I'm talking about sex. It was getting hot and heavy and we were just working the last of our clothes off when she asks me, "Wanna go get the table?"

I should probably explain what 'the table' is, It has quite the backstory. You see, not only is Jess smart and beautiful, but she is also incredibly supportive. I have this weird fetish where I get turned on by women with detachable body parts, especially the head. To go even further down the rabbit hole, my favorite aspect of the fetish is a woman who is just a head. So yeah, when I see a hot girl walking down the street, I don't undress her with my eyes, I pluck her head off of her shoulders and carry it with me in my imagination(don't worry, I give it back later). And, much to my surprise, Jess stayed with me after she coaxed it out of me! And it gets better than that!

Before we were engaged, she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom(before I opened up about my fetish, I was painfully vanilla), and she kept suggesting different things we could try, all of which I was uninterested in. Frustrated, she said, "There's gotta be some way for you to get your freak on! Everyone has at least one!"

"Well, there is one thing..." I blurted out before thinking.

"What?"

"I... um, it's weird."

"Are you a furry?"

"No, no. I mean, like, it isn't possible to do this in the real world."

"Well, honestly, that just intrigues me even more. Tell me!"

"Okay, fine..." I took a deep breath and explained it all.

She looked at me for what felt like an eternity before saying, "Yeah, okay, I can work with that."

"Er, excuse me?" I said with a mix of relief and confusion.

"It isn't possible in the real world, but magicians pretend it is all the time, right?"

Fast forward a few days and we're in a magic shop, looking for props, when we came across one of those tables with a hole in the center and mirrors below it, the kind where someone can crawl under it, stick their head through the hole, and the mirrors make it look like they're just a head sitting on the table. You've probably seen them in magic shows or haunted houses. Jess noticed me staring at it and smiled, walked behind it, and took it for a test drive. After her head was poking through the hole she said, "Look at me, I'm just a head!"

I bent down and helped pull the rest of her long, red hair out of the hole, pooled it around her head to help conceal the space her neck couldn't fill up, and then leaned in for a kiss. Even though it was just a simple kiss(no tongue, we were in public, after all), it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. I had a girlfriend who helped me act out my wildest dream! We bought the table immediately and incorporated it into our sex life. We'd wheel it out of the walk in closet, she'd get in, and we'd role play, pretending she actually was just a head, and it would end with her gratifying me the only way a disembodied head could.

After a couple months, I knew she was the one and only girl for me. I'd probably never find another girl who I loved, and who loved me, and loved me enough to help me live out my weird, impossible fantasy. So naturally, I proposed, and naturally, she said yes! Now let's get back to the present.

Once again, Jess's head poked out of the hole in the table, with her hair hiding the empty space. "E- excuse me, sir, but I lost my body. Can you help me?" she said with a pouty face.

"Well, I don't know," I knelt down so that we were face to face, "I'm a busy man, and my time is valuable. What's in it for me?"

Her eyes darted back and forth before saying, "Well, I wouldn't normally do this, but I really need my body back, so I'll give you a blowjob if you help me find it."

I scratch my chin and say, "Okay, but I want it before we find your body."

"Deal."

I have to stand a little bow-legged, but I manage to stand over the table so she can take me in her mouth and work me with her tongue while I place my hands on the side of her head and move her back and forth. I specifically told her not to move her head around as it ruins the illusion(and it drives me crazy when I see a magician's assistant doing that in head mover type illusions!). Even though this table has brought on the most intense sexual experiences of my life, in the back of my mind, I know it's an illusion. Still, I feel lucky knowing I have at least this.

With that thought in my head, I open my eyes and just happen to spy the alarm clock across the room. It was 11:11, which meant wish time. It was a silly little superstition I had that if you saw the clock at 11:11, you got a wish, which I knew never came true, but I had fun with it none the less. Normally when I see wish time, I wish for simple things like an easy day workday or for my favorite team to win their next game. But this time, I had my fiance blowing me while pretending to be just a head, so for that reason, I closed my eyes and said in my head, "I wish this was real..."

...And I feel Jess slide completely off of my member followed by a startled yelp and a light thud against the floor. When I open my eyes, the first thing I notice is that the hole in the tabletop not only no longer has Jess's head sticking through it, but it is gone all together! "Jess! Are you okay? What happened?" I said shakily, looking under the table only to find that the mirrors were also gone. The magic prop was now an ordinary table!

With the mirrors out of the way, though, I could see behind the table, and what I saw was a mess of red hair a few feet behind it. I rushed over and on the other side of the red hair, I see Jess's confused face. I picked her head up and return an equally confused expression.

"What happened? I can't feel my body..." she said.

Inside, my mind is going crazy. I'm actually holding my fiance's disembodied head in my hands and there is no trace of her body. This is no illusion, this is not make believe, this is really happening! My hands are trembling from excitement, and out of fear of dropping her, I place Jess's head on our bureau, she had about half of her neck left and was able to remain upright. That's when the fact that she was now bodiless had finally hit her.

Silence filled the room. We were both soaking up the situation, though from two completely different perspectives and attitudes. I'm barely managing to contain my excitement, and it prevented me from even trying to imagine what she was feeling. I manage to calm my nerves enough to ask, "Are you okay?"

"Yeah... I feel fine, except for, you know, the whole not having a body thing." she replied stoically, "How do you think this happened?"

At least she wasn't freaking out, I thought. Her question was a very good one, and it was one I think I had the answer to, "Well, um, I kind of used wish time to wish that this was all real."

"Okay." she said. She didn't sound angry, but I had a feeling she was.

"I didn't think it would actually happen! I'm sorry!"

"Yeah, who knew magic was real."

"I know, right?" I laughed nervously.

"And if you managed to use wish time, which actually grants wishes now apparently, to make my body vanish, do you think you can use it to bring it back?"

"I... I don't see why not. Yeah, I'll wish your body back at 11:11 AM! It'll work, it has to!"

She smiled, I was in the clear, I think, "Okay, you know, for you, I don't mind being a head for twelve hours. But you set the alarm right now, I don't want us to sleep through it and have to wait an entire day."

"You... you really mean it?" she tried to nod, but nearly toppled herself. I immediately set the alarm for 10AM(I did want some time to enjoy her bodiless state) and then picked her head up.

"Whew, that'll take some getting used to." Jess said as she felt herself being lifted. I walked us over to our bed and sat down, laying her head down face up on my lap. Of course, I was still naked and having my fetish literally sitting in my lap meant that just below her neck, I was standing erect and proud. Even she could see it if she pointed her pupils down. "You know, it is still your birthday." she said seductively.

It was a night I'll never forget.