(998 words)

For ObsydianDreamer & CRLiterature's Flash Fiction Competition - Last Round!  Prompt was "Breaking the Fourth Wall", less than 1000 words.  I started with the kernel of "character interrupts a dramatic scene to argue with the author", and I'm not sure how I ended up in this particular genre, but even with the deliberately-kitschy names, I like how it turned out.  :)

Edit: Apparently my brain really likes happy endings, I did a thing, essentially by accident.