(3992 words)<br /><br />Written for&nbsp;writers-guild-da.deviantart.com's SS3-2014 contest - <a href="http://fav.me/d7orzmj">fav.me/d7orzmj</a>. &nbsp;I hope it's not as clumsy as it feels.<br /><br />Edit (10-2-2014): Apparently not, since I won! <img src="https://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" data-embed-type="emoticon" data-embed-id="377" title=":O (Eek)"/> &nbsp;<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/deviation/485864025">2014 SS3 WINNERS and SS4 Announcements!</a>