[Features: Unaware bukkaki, masturbation, invisibility, frozen like a statue]

Today was another boring day! Nothing interesting ever happened around here. I was walking home from my boring job as a cashier, bored out of my mind.

Bored, boring, bored, boring.

Oh!

Is that a meteor?!

Wait no, it’s just a particularly large fly. Gah!

If only something amazing would happen, like, I don’t know, a giant monster attack! Or growing wings or something! Or a giant monster attack with wings!

Wait, there’s one now! Wait no, that’s just Varanus komodoensis, also commonly known as the Komodo Dragon, that someone has strapped a pair of wings too and is walking.

Gah, nothing interesting there!

I looked up at the night sky and lamented my fate. Couldn’t something great happen?

“Oof!”

“Oh sorry uhh…”

Someone just ran right into me! How rude! It’s not like I’m invisible or some….thing….

I looked down at my floating clothes.

“A ghost?!”

“I can work with this!”

I fled into the night, laughing like a maniac. Finally! My time has come! Time for… something! I’ll figure it out along the way!

After I got away from that first guy, I immediately assessed myself. Yup, I sure was invisible. Well, all except my clothes…. Hey! What are you trying to do whoever or whatever did this?! Do you think I’m some kind of exhibitionist?! I’m not!

But that thought was like a gong in my mind. I felt my psyche practically shaking!

If I don’t have any clothes…. No one can see me and….

I could do whatever I wanted! To anyone!

I looked down at my clothes and stared. That’s…. A big ask you know?! Naked, at night, as a woman…. In this part of town?! Walking home alone is already a big enough risk! But… I could be the one people had to watch out for…. It was too tempting!

Nervously, I found a nearby bush in a park to put my clothes and began taking them off. It was thankfully summer but the wind still made me shiver. Alright, alright, whatever I’m about to do, I better hurry up and do it! There’s no time to waste! Mostly because this is way too embarrassing…

I began walking through the park. There was no way I’d go walking out on a sidewalk without shoes, that’d be crazy. I was essentially hoping for someone crazy though… who would just hang out at night in a park around here?! I at least had the protection of sudden onset invisibility!

As I inspected the area, I finally found someone! And what a someone to find!

It was Mark, from Accounting! Yes! I had always dreamed of…. something a little more with Mark. And now was finally my chance without the risk of rejection!

I invisibly sat myself down next to Mark on the Bench was on, and looked at him more closely. He looked nervous for some reason. Still, this was my chance! He didn’t even know I was here!

I reached out and for a small moment, I hesitated. This… I was really about to molest a stranger, no, an acquaintance. That was…. Well… guys are probably into that sort of thing right?! Yeah, yeah I bet they fantasize all about that shit! I was just doing someone’s fantasy, there’s nothing wrong with that right?!

Conviction reaffirmed, I reached out and grabbed Mark’s crotch. I expected him to panic, to freak out, but to my utter joy, he froze! YES!

“What.”

He had looked down and saw no hand. He looked left, and saw no person. Oh, but he could still feel it. Especially as he saw his pants open up and a hand reach down as I finally felt his cock in my hand.

“WHAT.”

Mark was panicking a little, but still frozen in fear- shock. He was frozen in Shock. Definitely not fear. Nope. I focused on his cock in my hand. It was so small, still flacid. Soft and squishy. I squeezed a little bit and could feel Mark’s racing heartbeat. Awww. It’s okay Mark, just relax!

Gently, maybe not that gently, I began to stroke his cock. He was still frozen in fea- shock. And didn’t move a muscle as I continued to stroke it. Slowly, like magic, I felt his cock get bigger and bigger in my hand, until I was stroking his fully erect dick. I couldn’t help myself now, my hand stroking faster and faster. His cock was warm and hard in the night air and I could feel myself getting wet just looking at it.

Finally, with a great big splurt, he shot out his load… all over himself. I had to keep myself from laughing. But it didn’t have to end here! His cock was still up and I didn’t mind uping the charges a bit. He clearly enjoyed this so going further would be-

“Ghost!”

Suddenly, I felt a massive batch of liquid dumped on top of my head. I shrieked and fell backwards, only to be covered with more and more of it! What the hell?!

“Begone ghost! Let you not molest here anymore! Begone!”

It was that damn guy from earlier! I spat out some of the weird stuff he just dumped on me and looked down at my body… only to recoil in horror! I was visible!

Well, kinda…

“Female ghost huh? Figures!”

Oh no! I looked at Mark… who was staring at me! No no no no no, I can’t be visible! I quickly sprinted away, heart beating like a drum.

****

Mark blinked, confusion and light ecstasy still coursing through him.

“What. On earth. Just happened. I don’t understand any of what just happened. At all.”

“I saved you from a ghost!” Mark’s best friend Tyler said.

“A…. Ghost?”

“Yup! Ran into them earlier! Didn’t expect that they were some kind of rapist ghost though! I would’ve warned you about it if I had known! Oh…. sorry though. I kinda… poured all the quick hardening paint on them to scare them away…”

Mark blinked, confusion still written across his face, before he sighed.

“This town is way too “Interesting”.”

****

I finally got far enough away! Thank god they didn’t chase me! Woo. I looked down at my body, only for my eyes to shake. Whatever they dumped on me… it was totally sticking to my skin! I didn’t look invisible anymore, nor like some kinda naked woman dumped with water…. I looked more like a walking doll! A weird one at that… I could see right through my gray-ish skin. Well, the grayish stuff that made my skin look gray….

Bah! I need to get this off! Someone is going to think I really am some kinda ghost with this on!

I’ll just run over to my clothes and-

“I told ya I heard something over here.”

“That ain’t right, this is our territory, ain’t no one dumb enough to come around here on Taco Tuesday of all things. Everyone knows we don’t like getting interrupted!”

“Sigh. What does a gang have to do these days to declare a piece of public property as their own! It isn’t like we’re bastards, it’s free use during the day!”

“I swear, whoever it is, we’ll have to send a message this time.”

My heart froze and my panic grew. There was nowhere to hide! The bushes were too small, besides the strangely placed wall they were coming around there was nowhere else to go, and I couldn’t out run a whole gang! Panic, panic, panic.

I froze.

The Gang rounded the corner… there was five of them, and they all froze when they saw me.

“Oi. What the hell is that.”

“Probably something weird. You know how this town goes.”

“Yeah yeah, but what is it? Some kinda… translucent statue?”

“You know the word translucent?”

“Mikey I’ll beat you to death. Answer my question.”

“How am I suppose to know?! I guess some artist type went crazy, you all remember the moving chain monster from last month.”

They all seem to shudder from that. Yeah, that thing was mean.

“Well, looks like this one had some good taste! Look at the curves on that chick.”

I felt myself blushing. Oh no. It was great they thought I was just a statue but… please not this!

“Boobs are a bit small… but man, I want to squeeze the hell out of em.”

Th-they aren’t that small! And what are you saying?! My boobs are perfectly fine unsqeezed!

“Man, her face is fine too, wouldn’t mind fucking her till she choked. It’s practically photorealistic.”

My, my, what?! That, that’s….

“Nah, face is great, no lie there, but you’re all missing out on the best part. Look at her crotch, it’s just as realistic as the rest! Wouldn’t mind bending her over till she screamed my name, ya know?”

The last guy, the one in the back who hadn’t spoken up, finally said something. My heart broke at that.

“Let’s use her.”

WHAT?!

“””“What?””””

“She’s pretty. Let’s use her.”

“George my good man, it’s a statue! Our dicks ain’t gonna pierce through solid rock!”

“Masturbate.”

They all seemed to stop and think about that for a minute.

“Fuck it, why not.”

And with that, something shocking happened. The leader dropped his pants, revealing his erect cock. Soon, four other dicks joined him, rubbing it in their hands… all pointing them at me!

Nope! Nope nope nope nope! This was too far! I could take a beating and some embarrassing comments but I wasn’t gonna let five guys cum on me! They probably wouldn’t go too far if they found out I was a person right? I was pretty sure all those types of gangs had exploded in a fire when that angel had descended last year.

I tried to take a step away, to open my mouth to tell them to stop… and failed.

Uh-oh.

I tried to move again, and again. But uh… I couldn’t. I couldn’t move at all! This, this! This stuff had hardened! And I, couldn’t move!

“Oh yeah. I’m gonna try to aim for her face.”

NOOO!!!!

Suddenly, without warning, the leader came and splattered… against my stomach. I could feel it, the warm liquid on me. It didn’t feel like this stupid paint or whatever was even there! Warm… and stuck to my stomach!

“No no, it’s like this!”

Next, I felt a splatter against my boobs. No! Not my chest! More of that lewd warmth was on top of me. Ugh! I could my face growing red. I was being covered!

“You guys are shooting for the stars, let me you show you how it’s done.”

The next man walked towards me, dick and in hand and then… crouched a bit?! Suddenly, I felt a new warmth coat me…. He had shot directly up at my crotch! AH! Warm warm warm, not there! Don’t, don’t, you didn’t! You can’t cum on me there!

But it was there! I could feel it, feel it stuck to me, touching me. There cum, covering my body!

“Tch, well if we’re doing that…”

The man walked behind me, out my sight. But I certainly felt it when suddenly my back felt a splash of warm liquid! No! It, gah! Somehow that was worse?! I can feel it on my back and I can’t get it off!

I knew my face must’ve been blushing, I felt like my whole body must have gone crimson! This, this is too much!

The last guy looked at me, and I saw him aim his dick. No, wait wait. No no! Come on! Don’t you do i- AH!

“Nice! You got her face man!”

His cum…. His cum was on my face… I could feel it on my cheeks, my lips, my nose. I had been covered in cum!

“Nice. Think we should take it with us?”

“Ew, no. I ain’t gonna try to lug around a normal statue, let alone one covered in cum!”

“Yeah, we can just come back tommorow.”

With that, finally, they walked away… hey wait! Don’t just leave me here! Ew ew ew ew, I can feel the cum cooling! Get it off! Guys?! No, wait!

****

[Hours Later]

“Oh wow.”

Huh?! Who is it?! Help me! I have dried cum on me and that’s really gross and I still can’t move and it’s cold! 

“Amy?”

Oh. Oh please no, not this!

“Wait, that was you?!”

Nooooooo! It’s Mark from earlier!

He walked around and looked directly at my face…. And the rest of my naked body! No, don’t look!

“Wow. Uh, huh. Guess, some people really had a good time huh?”

Gods above, please, let me just die of embarrassment and leave my mortal coil.

I heard a soft angelic answer to my pleas. “No” Come on God!

“So you… well…”

Mark stood there, just looking at me, before he smiled wide.

“You know… this stuff actually wears off after a few days. I’ll go ahead and take you home and clean you up while it does.”

With that said, he grabbed my arms from behind and began to drag me across the ground. Hey! Be careful! I’m not actually a statue!

Then I heard a whisper in my ear.

“You know… fair is only fair. I’ve always wanted to do stuff with you but since you’ve made the first move…”

That! That! That… actually doesn’t sound too bad…

You’ll be gentle right though mark? I can’t even move after all!

“I’ve always wanted to tear that ass up. Man, you probably won’t be able to sit right for weeks.”

T-that was a joke right Mark? …Mark? Mark?!

Someone save me, someone else!