This is my entry for <a href="https://i-rugburn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="https://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/_/i-rugburn.gif" alt=":iconi-rugburn:" title="i-rugburn"/></a> ~<a class="u" href="https://i-rugburn.deviantart.com/">I-Rugburn</a> &#039;s contest.<br /><br />The original can be found here: <a href="https://i-rugburn.deviantart.com/art/Alien-Chick-Caption-Contest-140637333">[link]</a><br />The contest here: <a href="https://i-rugburn.deviantart.com/journal/27914967/">[link]</a><br /><br /><b>Author&#146;s Notes:</b><br />I decided to leave out the description of the change. I figured I had set it up well enough that the picture would finish it off. If it wasn&#146;t clear, then the strange white orb (I&#146;m calling it a White Hole.) is alien technology that joined the octopus and Frank and made them alien like and female. Now that I type it out, it sounds pretty out there.<br /><br />I figure the next words out of Frank&#039;s mouth are "What are you talking about?" Followed by "What happened to me?!?" followed many uses of she and her.<br /><br />Anyway, this was partially inspired my too many Saturday Mornings watching Cal Worthington and his dog (rarely a dog), Spot. He was using that to get people down to his car lot to buy cars.<br /><br />And smarmy is a great word. If you don&#146;t know what it means, look it up.<br /><br />Oh. And this has an alternate ending.