Ok, tonight I'm in a play. I play the part of someone who's trying to make the Christmas story more interesting, so he makes references left and right to stuff in Star Wars. (i.e. Joseph must light saber duel with Darth Vader for a room in the Galactic Inn. Guess who loses.)
Anyway, I was getting into the spirit of the thing and let my inner Jedi out and decided to help make a opening sequence for the show (which loses power right after).
The words above are taken pretty much word for word from Luke 2:1-7 but Star Wars-ized to "jazz the Christmas story up a bit".
Hope you enjoy!
Star Wars and all that stuff belongs to Lucas Arts, I think.