Thank you to gmbcw for the idea for this one 🙂

Apologies for no upload yesterday - hoping to do a part 2 for this before the end of the day though.

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Five minutes into the convention and his father was already embarrassing them. The dad jokes were bad enough. The leering was worse.

“Oooh, let me get a peek-at-choo!” he guffawed, sending the poor Pikachu-onesie-clad woman running. “I wouldn't mind raiding her tomb, if you know what I mean!” he bellowed, elbowing his son in the ribs.

“Dad, you're making them uncomfortable.”

“Nonsense! They wouldn't dress like that if they didn't want to be looked at! Blimey, the things I could get up to around here if I was your age…”

“And not married,” his son muttered under his breath. “You said we were here for the Q&A panels.”

“Yeah, well, I had to tell your mother something, didn't I?” he said airily. “Well, hell-o! What do we have here? I wouldn't mind Leia-ing in bed with you!”

The Leia impersonator, a consummate professional booth girl, didn't even bat an eyelid, thrusting a voucher into his hand. “Hi! Would you like to try out our new AutoCosplay? The first one's free!”

“Anything for a beautiful woman,” he crooned. He looked up at the steel booth. “Err, what is it?”

“The AutoCosplay automates the hassle out of costume design. Look like your deepest desires with the press of a button!” she chirruped.

His eyes lit up with delight and he practically skipped into the booth, waving his son over towards the controls. “Harrison Ford, circa 1977! Step on it!”