This one came out very janky but it's all I had to upload before bedtime - my apologies.

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An investigation is underway following the latest data leak to strike Auto Inc., the tech giant behind the Autocloset and Autokennel series of automated surgical booths. Thousands of users’ private data -including sensitive mid-transformation footage recorded from within the booths- was leaked to the dark web late on Friday night. The massive breach, comprising over 4 petabytes of files, has exposed the wealthiest and most influential owners of the high-end cosmetic machines, catching them in gruesome states of disassembly and reassembly, and casting an even more probing view into their sexual perversions.

At the center of the growing scandal is Senator Mark Caldwell, whose exposure has raised suspicions of a politically motivated leak. Caldwell, 67, a Republican and senior Senator for Wyoming, is a vocal champion of traditional family values, a conservative Christian, and a fierce critic of automated cosmetic alteration, having previously denounced it as "a perversion of the Lord’s work" during a heated Senate debate. It appears the Senator is indeed no stranger to perversion, as time-stamped footage shows the man entering a public booth on multiple Friday evenings and loading a template named 'Trixie' that appears to contain the parameters for a buxom 19-year-old woman.

Over the course of the hour-long footage, the elderly Senator, visibly aroused, is seen being peeled and pumped with silicone, before a layer of youthful synthskin is sprayed over the top. 'Trixie' emerges, returning two days later, disheveled but satisfied, to have her implants drained and be reskinned. Several local men have since come forward, claiming to recognize 'Trixie' as a prostitute known to frequent nearby motels. The public Autocloset in question was torched by protesters on Saturday night.

While the Senator has yet to speak publicly, his office released this statement: "These accusations are nothing but an attempt to discredit a political opponent. The man in the video is clearly an imposter, and simply validated the Senator's stance on the risks inherent in these machines."

Of particular concern are several hundred files containing the physical parameters of users. If decrypted, it could allow for their easy impersonation. Auto Inc. insists that there is no cause for alarm.