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> Mm, it feels wonderful to finally shed the last of the babyweight. I'll show you the twins soon. They have your eyes. And my ears, hehe.

>I'm a... father?!

>What do you think to the valley? It's got mountains, it's got rivers, it's got sights to give you shivers. Once I've cleared out all the goblins, it will be a fine resting place for your mortal remains.

>My 'remains'?! Do you mean, my descendants?

>That's right! Thousands of them. We will share eternity together, in a way, old friend.

>When I didn't hear from you for years, I assumed you'd put this crazy idea to bed. Look, what happened that night was a mistake. I should have controlled myself.
>You don't need to tell me that it was a mistake. I've regretted my decision ever since. Can you believe elf gestation is three years! There you are, more grey hairs than ever, and I've not extracted a fraction of the seed I need for viable breeding stock. No, I should have started with quantity over quality. We need to switch to mass production!Or, should I say, 're'production!