Hey, man.

... Hey, man... Kinda awkward, huh?

Nah, plenty of guys use the Date-A-Mate app these days.

But I never thought I'd see you on there.

Well, y'know, the economy is what it is, and with house prices what they are... I just need a place to crash until I can scrape a deposit together. And you've got a nice place here.

Thanks. It's just a little empty, is all. Would you like to discuss terms?

I think so. So I get to stay here rent free?

With a warm bed, yeah. A few stipulations. Unlimited kissing. And, uh, I figure we can schedule an hour of cuddling on the couch for Fridays and Saturdays, if that works with you. Do you cook?

I can. Every other day. I'm your rental girlfriend; not your maid.

No yeah, that's cool. And, um... how do you... how would you feel about, uh, blow-... uh, providing... delivering blowj-

I can stretch to once a week. No swallowing.

I can live with that! Okay, so it said on your profile you're happy with hormones. Are you comfortable with breast and ass implants.

So long as you're paying!

So long as I get to pick the size! Um, I already loaded my preferences into the app. Do you want to see how you're going to look?