Dear Valued Customers,

This is an immediate recall for the InFloat Floating Lounge Chair. A misallocation of materials in the manufacturing process has resulted in the unintended use of a polymimetic plastic formula designed for the InFlate Inflatable Love Doll.

This substituted polymer has a dangerously low melting point and may soften upon exposure to sunlight. It may adhere and encase the user. Once cooled, the material may conform to the shape of the original intended product.

In encasement has already occurred, seek assistance immediately. The polymimetic polymer may fuse to skin and organs, resulting in injury if improperly removed.