SURGERVEILLANCE

The market leader in clandestine cosmetics

Introducing the

Sorority Package

Sending your child to college is a monumental investment. And like any investment, it deserves close, personal oversight. Now you can blend seamlessly into campus life with our Sorority Package, ensuring your offspring stay focused on their future.

Core Services

Facial Feminization & Grafting – $20,000-$50,000

Breast Augmentation – $25,000

Buttock Sculpting - $22,000

Lipid Body Contouring – $15,000

Vocal Cord Feminization Surgery – $15,000

Jaw Shave & Dental Reconstruction - $20,000

Reversable Vaginoplasty and Genital Storage - $30,000 (plus annual fee)

Identity Integration Services – $7,500

(Includes personal and student ID, and campus enrollment support)

Persona Workshops, Accent and Slang Coaching, etc – $200/per session

Or get the all-inclusive Sorority Package. Just $120,000!

Includes all of the above, plus we'll throw in our Bosom Buddy upgrade totally free of charge. You'll receive a free college friend committed to easing you pleasurably into campus life. She'll fast-track your Cheer Squad applications, organise invites to all the hottest parties and, most importantly, handle those first introductions to your home-flown offspring.