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Each Swichers chocolate bar provides an hour of physical conversion per adult-sized portion. Duration may vary according to body mass. If changes do not revert within 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention. In cases of hyperlactation, seek treatment at your nearest Janus Food Inc. dairy processing center. Do not ingest if pregnant, infirm, have a history of genetic or autoimmune disorders or are suffering from a contagious viral infection. Do not feed to pets or allow to become contaminated with animal hair or saliva. Do not pack as essential trail rations on long hiking trips with family members.

See our website for a full list of contraindications.

Each resulting appearance is one of 2,000 pre-selected 'flavors', detailed on the back of each packet. Contains 5 grams of fast-acting human plasmids. Allow 5 minutes following ingestion for changes to finalize. All human DNA is sourced ethically from volunteer donors. Contact us about becoming one of our suppliers today. Janus Food Inc. is a proud associate of the charitable foundation Genetegrity, helping to prevent genetic overexploitation of communities in African and South American states.

Janus Food Inc. cannot be held responsible for any clothing damage, unexpected reversions, mistaken identities or identity theft, public humiliation, awkward sexual encounters and resulting pregnancies, nor any mutations, deformities or lingering breast growth directly or indirectly caused by Swichers Bars.

Swichers are certified by the FDA as an edible/entertainment product only and are not to be used in any medicinal or life-extending capacity or as a fertility aid.

INGREDIENTS [may vary by flavor]: DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID (14% HUMAN BY WEIGHT) (2% REPTILE BY WEIGHT), COCOA SOLIDS (1% BY WEIGHT), VIRAL VECTORS, METABOLIC RESEQUENCING PROTEIN, BUTTER, SUGAR, PEANUTS, SALT, CELLULAR EMULSIFICATION AGENT, HORMONE (ESTROGEN, TESTOSTERONE, PROLACTIN, GROWTH), ADAPTOGENS, ULTRADAPTOGENS, MEGADAPTOGENS.