Part Two:

Figured if I didn't get chance to make this today, I never would 😅

I should probably put in a disclaimer that I have no political leanings one way or another, except for Guy Fawkes.

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It was a day unlike any other in British politics. After taking his position as Prime Minister following a landslide victory, Keir Starmer wasted no time declaring an emergency meeting of parliament, ushering in a new law that would see the genetic reassignment of all Conservative politicians into forms beneficial to society.

The passing of the bill was met by jeers from the opposition benches, many believing it to be a joke, but the arrival of leading scientists from the UK's BioMed industries resulted in a veritable stampede for the exit. Westminster briefly became a scene of chaos as scientists pursued former parliamentarians through the halls, enforcing the new law with injections of augmented livestock bone marrow. Within hours, the new animals were seen being herded across Westminster Bridge and into waiting trailers.

"We promised change, and change is what the public will get," Keir Starmer proclaimed over the panicked, half-human bleating of sheep and braying of horses behind him. "It's time for the Conservatives to be put out to pasture." He was later seen leaving parliament on the back of a beautiful chestnut mare.

Response to the force conversion was mixed, with cries of outrage from several groups demanding the immediate rehumanisation of all affected politicians. The Prime Minister apologised, insisting that the animals had since been distributed anonymously to farms across the country and that '[he] couldn't revert them even if [he] wanted to.'.