Welcome, gentlemen, to the first session of Womanhood 101. Take your seats, thank you. If we have any castratos among us who find sitting too painful, you may stand at the back. My name is Officer Charles Sullivan, and I will be leading this course on behalf of the TFPD's Forced Feminization Community Outreach Program.<br /><br /> &nbsp; &nbsp;Ah, I misspoke. I meant to say 'Involuntary Feminization'. Official vocab guidelines state that 'forced' is too aggressive.<br /><br /> Now, you have each undergone a significant life trauma. Perhaps you accidentally swallowed a box of your wife's birth control pills. Or maybe it was that tanker spilling its cargo of estrogen all over the freeway last week. Whatever the cause, you have each been feminized in some way, and are now trying to adapt to the change in circumstances. This course will help guide you through what is essentially a second puberty. It will teach you practical life skills and coping strategies, so long as you're willing to learn and leave gender roles- and occasionally pride- at the door.<br /><br /> Why have we started running this course? Because the world out there can be ruthless to young women, particularly young women who used to be men. Men will try to take advantage of you. They will smell your naivety and be drawn to it, like vultures to a carcass. By the end of today, I would like to have covered at least basic self-defense. Tomorrow you will move on to life skills, where you can practice how to dress and undress yourself, as well as feminine hygiene. On Wednesday I will be handing over to Officer Jennifer Summers. She will take you through Sex Ed, so please try to avoid getting yourselves pregnant before then.<br /> <br /> One thing I have to add - I am not your therapist. I am not your mommy. If you're feeling hormonal, which is entirely understandable, I would prefer it if you learned to cry on each other's shoulders, rather than mine. One of the hopes of this class is that through it you will find common ground and find connections and friendships with your fellow feminized men so that you might learn to depend on each other.<br /><br /> Now, would you all kindly look to your left. Now look to your right. One of you will not be passing this class. Specifically, that person who looked right when told to look left. If you could pack your things, your place is next door, in Bimbofication 101. They will be able to give you the specialized care you require.