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Cuckoo: Get Adopted For Profit! [Man to Girl AR] by Transviscera


   Engineering that maternal bond is crucial to securing your place within the new family unit. Thankfully women of a certain age come hardwired with nurturing instincts that any enterprising cuckoo can exploit. All you need to do is be cute, behave as a daughter would, and not give away your true nature.

For an ex-male, that can be easier said than done, especially if she a total smokeshow. Physical proximity and displays of affection are great. As I always say, there is no such thing as too many hugs. However, the wrong hug can prove disastrous, especially when wearing short, revealing skirts liable to give away your excitement. Keep things above the belt. Stay well away from the lips, and keep tongue use to an absolute minimum. Your breasts squishing against hers may be pleasurable, but that is no reason to take things further.

As a man, you may detect confusing signals. She may wish to model clothing for you or spend inordinate amounts of time complaining about how little her husband satisfies her in the bedroom. These are false signals. Ignore them!

If you suspect your male urges are liable to betray you, the best solution is to dispense with them altogether. Organ storage has come on in leaps and bounds in recent years, and your penis can be safely frozen and preserved for up to 18 months, allowing you to give yourself a nice, safe vagina for however long it takes to swindle them out of their nest egg. Just be sure to put a reminder in your calendar for 18 months.

Whatever you do, don't allow the parents to organize the penis storage service on your behalf. Matters of ownership of the frozen organ can quickly be called into question, granting them the perfect leverage to keep you as their precious daughter.