Please swipe right if you can help us raise our daughter right. For her 19th birthday, we decided to gift Hanh with her first car. Her response was to complain that the paintwork was the wrong color, and that we were to get her a 'proper one'.<br /><br /> &nbsp; &nbsp;Never did we dream of raising such an ungrateful child. We are seeking an adoptee available to spend a minimum of two weeks as Hanh, enjoying what should have been her place at the annual Disneyland vacation alongside her family and boyfriend, so that she can see how a daughter is meant to behave, and understand how quickly the things she takes for granted can be taken away.<br /><br /> This is intended to be an unpaid, short-term contract, though may be extended for however long it takes for our daughter to learn her lesson. The alteration and reversion surgeries will be paid by us in full, or you are more than welcome to keep that little ingrate's appearance once the contract is complete, if that's your preference.<br /><br />Our ideal new daughter would be:<br /> &#8226; sweet and dutiful<br /> &#8226; a man (we know that will really annoy her!)<br /> &#8226; possess a driving license and be willing to drive an (apparently) off-pink mini cooper<br /> &#8226; very eager to enjoy herself<br /> &#8226; willing to update Hanh's social media with daily selfies detailing just how much she is enjoying her new car and the Happiest Place on Earth<br /> &#8226; amenable to contract extensions