I don't know if adopting a surgically-altered, middle-aged unemployed man to be your pampered princess of a daughter counts as wholesome, but it's as close as I can get.
Part One:
![Adopt-An-Adult: Need Daughter, Will Pay 1/2 [TG] by Transviscera](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/87684d17-8b34-4054-a6cc-9b9e97dcb44a/dgssk1m-1103e9de-5b5f-4016-886a-1443424ab2ef.jpg/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/adopt_an_adult__need_daughter__will_pay_1_2__tg__by_transviscera_dgssk1m-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjE2NiIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg3Njg0ZDE3LThiMzQtNDA1NC1hNmNjLTliOWU5N2RjYjQ0YVwvZGdzc2sxbS0xMTAzZTlkZS01YjVmLTQwMTYtODg2YS0xNDQzNDI0YWIyZWYuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTMzNTYifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.KQvKdTwrIg9lYBEZj5tnTnEE10kwid3eQbilM40X8PE)
Part Two:
![Adopt-An-Adult: Need Daughter, Will Pay 2/2 [TG] by Transviscera](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/87684d17-8b34-4054-a6cc-9b9e97dcb44a/dgt02il-cd13dbe3-1b5d-4f20-a0ab-dc4d24b45218.jpg/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/adopt_an_adult__need_daughter__will_pay_2_2__tg__by_transviscera_dgt02il-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjE2NiIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg3Njg0ZDE3LThiMzQtNDA1NC1hNmNjLTliOWU5N2RjYjQ0YVwvZGd0MDJpbC1jZDEzZGJlMy0xYjVkLTRmMjAtYTBhYi1kYzRkMjRiNDUyMTguanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTM0NTkifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.pGP0BcBFPTluAM6_QmpZy-l0eteycADoHB70mGAFxn4)
Part Three:
![Adopt-An-Adult: Need Daughter, Will Pay 3/3 [TG] by Transviscera](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/87684d17-8b34-4054-a6cc-9b9e97dcb44a/dgt78vc-319c6f94-569d-4067-b90b-77ae348e5420.jpg/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/adopt_an_adult__need_daughter__will_pay_3_3__tg__by_transviscera_dgt78vc-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjkwMiIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg3Njg0ZDE3LThiMzQtNDA1NC1hNmNjLTliOWU5N2RjYjQ0YVwvZGd0Nzh2Yy0zMTljNmY5NC01NjlkLTQwNjctYjkwYi03N2FlMzQ4ZTU0MjAuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTM4MzUifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.NPNH6YP8ey5AXg0SdJM3MoXcoHbLVJPL7QwKETewHJk)
You bought Christmas presents? For me? Why? Do you need me to open them in front of your girlfriend?
Sweetie, not everything has to be an act. You've been my daughter for over a year now, and nothing less than perfect. You deserve a bonus. Nobody suspects a thing, and there's days when I even I forget where I found you. Having you in my life has been... *sigh* Well I just wish I'd found you sooner...
Aww, that's so sweet. But I didn't get you anything.
Seeing your smile is enough.
*paper tearing*
Oh, it's gorgeous! My favorite color!
I figure I got 19 years of missed presents to make up for. Hopefully it fits but, if not, we can always get you resized. Open the envelope next.
Hm? What is it? *gasp* A permanent contract?! You're adopting me?! For real?!
All you have to do is sign, and you'll be my special girl forever. I mean... assuming you're okay with that?
Of course I am, silly! I love you, daddy.
I love you too, pumpkin.