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Adopt-An-Adult: Need Daughter, Will Pay 1/2 [TG] by Transviscera

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Adopt-An-Adult: Need Daughter, Will Pay 2/2 [TG] by Transviscera

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Adopt-An-Adult: Need Daughter, Will Pay 3/3 [TG] by Transviscera


   Hey, the Adopt-An-Adult agency told me to call you. It's about the, uh, job opening. Is that still available?

Absolutely. You're a lifesaver. How soon can you start?

One second. The ad was a bit vague on details. So the implants and the hair plugs and all the rest... You pay for those, right? Because I'm short on cash.

Sure. I cover everything. Even the penis freezing and the reversion.

That's generous. What's the catch?

No catch. I'll level with you. I met this wonderful woman. She's smart and sexy, and a single mom. So to impress her I... may have made up a few tall stories about how I could relate to single parenting... About what a great dad I am. About what a beautiful, confident young woman I raised all by myself. Father of the Year over here.

Uh-huh...

You see where this is going. I don't know the first thing about kids. But I do need a daughter that I can show off to them. Her son is starting to suspect something. I did hire a... well that's just call her a female performer. She took my money, showed up drunk, and bounced after five minutes. But now I need to find somebody who looks like her. This way, I get that, and guarantee a committed actor. You'll just need to put in a performance at family meals with her and her kids, tell them what an amazing guy I am, how I worked three jobs to raise you, yadda yadda. Then we'll concoct some excuse to shuffle you along. College, a fiance in Australia, whatever. It'll only be for a few months. I know it's not the highest pay but-

Hey, don't sweat it, the wage is fine. I'm struggling for work and the wife got everything in the divorce. If you can promise a warm bed and two square meals a day, hell, I'll happily call you daddy as long as you need.