Link accidentally stumbles into a Gerudo guard while trying to sneak over the border into Gerudo lands.
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Halt! Who goes there!
Oh! My apologies! From a distance, I thought you must be a voe trying to sneak inside. Your silhouette looked rather- no, it must have been a mirage.
What are you doing out here, so close to the Hylian border? It's not safe for such a little Gerudo as you. Are you lost?
Hm... No, such a pretty thing... so generously endowed... and so pale, as if your skin has never been touched by the desert. You must have escaped your mistresses' harem. As a soldier, it's my duty to escort such a naughty escapee back to the fortress. Unless you can persuade me otherwise. It does get so boring at this guard post.
What's that in your hands, my beauty? *gasp* Is that a Chuchu Jelly Growth Potion?! A Gerudo only presents such a romantic gift to another Gerudo if she is looking for love.
Hehe, I accept your offer. Why don't you pull aside my loin cloth and apply it. Ahh, that feels delightfully cool on my skin. Already I can feel myself starting to swell.
Run along to my guard post. Your juicy ass in my bunk will certainly ease my boredom.