What's this about, officer? You can see I'm a busy woman.
I'm not at liberty to say. If you could continue exposing your bra. This will only take a moment.
Is this about my ex-husband?
I didn't mention him, ma'am.
It's been eight years with no sign. Don't you think it's time you closed the case? I've told you people everything I know.
We're aware of your statement. And we're not the regular police. Just hold still for the scanner.
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...shit.
Ma'am, I am detaining you for unlawful human transmutation and ownership under the Modern Slavery Act of 2027. Calmly remove your hands from the garment and place them above you head, or I am authorised to use non-lethal force to-
No! I won't let you take him! He's my properteeehhh!
ZAP OF TASER