Kindof a dumb idea, not sure what I was thinking with it 😅 I have a backlog of about 20+ captions that are too dumb to upload.
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   Cor, that was a close shave! Another tick and you'd 'av had me. Blimey, it's been years since I been a bloke. Feels grand to have somethin' swingin' between my legs again. Clean forgot this strength though. Gonna give you a tip o' your hat for giving me this body, mate. Ya kept it in good nick. Must cut ya up to lose it.

You gotta be that Jack the papers been bangin on about. From Hell and all that?

Wossup, strugglin' to stand? Got a trembling in yer limbs? Aye, the change'll throw ya for a loop, no mistake, unless yer used to it. An' I've hopped a body or two in my time. See I was born a swapyr. Damn good one too. Swapped my way to the top of the pile. Left a trail of broken lives behind me, just like you. But then this lass came along. An' I figured she deserved a better chance than an old sinner like me. Figured I'd swapped my last swap with her. That I'd die in her life.

But then along came you.

Here now, where ya tryna crawl to? Where would ya go to, Jack? Who would you tell? Gonna tell the coppers you was busy ripping a lass when she nicked your body. Who'd even believe a lowborn strumpet like you?

Last call, Jackie. Bet you never saw yourself going out like this. Hows it feel bein' your own last victim?