What a glorious day for the UK and, therefore, the world.
First Part:
![[DARKish] The Royal Hunt: King to Fox Girl by Transviscera](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/87684d17-8b34-4054-a6cc-9b9e97dcb44a/dgcrvwk-87576f58-da15-4540-9158-bbc4f63999e2.png/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/_darkish__the_royal_hunt__king_to_fox_girl_by_transviscera_dgcrvwk-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Mjk0OCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg3Njg0ZDE3LThiMzQtNDA1NC1hNmNjLTliOWU5N2RjYjQ0YVwvZGdjcnZ3ay04NzU3NmY1OC1kYTE1LTQ1NDAtOTE1OC1iYmM0ZjYzOTk5ZTIucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTQ4MTMifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.S3uFkYfOpXC7aVcGoGIeEPQTYwFnS-mb8o00NAYmobs)
Part Two:
![The Royal Hunt: The Good Ending [Man to Fox Girl] by Transviscera](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/87684d17-8b34-4054-a6cc-9b9e97dcb44a/dgcvwt6-e7807641-2b74-4735-b7e9-78204b899eae.png/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/the_royal_hunt__the_good_ending__man_to_fox_girl__by_transviscera_dgcvwt6-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Mjk0OCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg3Njg0ZDE3LThiMzQtNDA1NC1hNmNjLTliOWU5N2RjYjQ0YVwvZGdjdnd0Ni1lNzgwNzY0MS0yYjc0LTQ3MzUtYjdlOS03ODIwNGI4OTllYWUucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTQyMzcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.-14Em5qvbwr9UuAyJknTVklTq7CLrBstr-VO771uizU)
Part Three:
Alternate Dark Ending:
![[DARK] The Royal Hunt: The Bad Ending by Transviscera](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/87684d17-8b34-4054-a6cc-9b9e97dcb44a/dgct0bk-f26bbba7-ab3f-4e21-88c3-b47ce899f375.png/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/_dark__the_royal_hunt__the_bad_ending_by_transviscera_dgct0bk-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MzI2NCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg3Njg0ZDE3LThiMzQtNDA1NC1hNmNjLTliOWU5N2RjYjQ0YVwvZGdjdDBiay1mMjZiYmJhNy1hYjNmLTRlMjEtODhjMy1iNDdjZTg5OWYzNzUucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTIwNDgifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.DJ7vTDbX3nfj57fHTQDDpUQJRqF9FGLkyGJiHnokuPg)
Alternate slightly less dark ending:
![[DARKish] The Royal Hunt: The Medium Ending by Transviscera](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/87684d17-8b34-4054-a6cc-9b9e97dcb44a/dgcv4tk-a34d36a9-47b8-4092-8516-36077ae4dd2f.png/v1/fit/w_150,h_150,q_70,strp/_darkish__the_royal_hunt__the_medium_ending_by_transviscera_dgcv4tk-150.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Mjk0OCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzg3Njg0ZDE3LThiMzQtNDA1NC1hNmNjLTliOWU5N2RjYjQ0YVwvZGdjdjR0ay1hMzRkMzZhOS00N2I4LTQwOTItODUxNi0zNjA3N2FlNGRkMmYucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTQ0MzIifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.ZZ3S3T6yodntrP8REYlCEAcLVDS0vf6JNLKJp6HVY6M)
If you're just tuning in to BBC 2, you're joining us, live, from Balmoral. The sun is just cresting over the dewy moors, and we're about to witness the renewal of an ancient British custom. Now this all started just a few months ago when the King weighed in on the debate surrounding fox hunting, stating he would 'do anything' to ensure the return of what he considers a 'romantic' pastime. 'Do anything'. With the benefit of hindsight, a poor choice of words, wouldn't you say, Gary?
I would, Clive. And yet words capable of uniting both the anti-fox hunting campaigners and the aristocracy. Truly only the King could bring the country together in common cause.
Absolutely, Gary. And here comes the quarry to the starting line now. Looking a little pale, I might add. Since we are adhering to tradition as closely as possible, and to give the hounds a familiar scent to track, the King will be injected with a huge quantity of fox DNA to turn him into a healthy young vixen that will surely give the hounds a run for their money. How wonderful for modern British pharmaceutical science to breathe new life into something so venerable.
New life is right. We're recording live as a beautiful, thick, glossy coat of red fur pushes its way through his skin. And I'm sure our millions of viewers at home are anticipating-... yes, I believe we're witnessing it now... there comes his tail, bursting through. Call me a monarchist if you like, Clive, but he really is a thing of beauty. A currently living symbol of our great nation.
Balancing the crown on those ears is going to be half the battle. Ah. Now that is interesting. Can our cameraman zoom in please? Now those are going to create wind resistance, aren't they, Gary?
Wind resistance, definitely. His breasts are swelling majestically and showing no sign of slowing down. Between the bushiness of his tail and the thickness of the velvet he's wearing, he's really going to struggle. Thankfully there's not much of a breeze, which is in his favour. But let's not forget, as soon as he starts running those things are going to be bouncing and swaying and that's really going to slow his pace.
In the terms of the agreement, the King was offered the choice between two large ones or eight smaller ones. It seems he opted for the latter.
Yes. Speaking as a sportsman, I think he may have made his first misstep of the race before we even start, but perhaps he considered this more dignified.
Well we'll soon see how this plays out. The dogs all look ravenous and raring to go, and the crowds are gathered to wave the Union Jack as the King sprints past. What a patriotic moment this is. Just a few more minutes and the lead huntsman will be firing the starting rifle to begin.