New Yorkers gathered today to look on and celebrate as construction completed on the memorial statue, Roommate Of The Statue of Liberty, which will stand alongside the original statue, shielding her modesty from view. The final copper plate was welded into place and visitors allowed to enter Lady Liberty for the first time since the attack one year ago by male extremists.
"It's a beautiful sight," said the New York mayor. "Finally America can begin the healing process."
A delegation from France, who donated the new statue, were also in attendance.
In related news, terms have been finalised with the Daughters of Liberty, who agreed to suspend their attacks in exchange for a 4% feminization, to be completed by 2027 at the latest. The president spoke on the matter:
"Let me assure the men of this great nation that this a voluntary forced feminization. Voluntary. There are many trans people who are ready to do their part, and we are confident that, along with certain incentives to the inmate population, we will meet the 4% target. There will be no draft."