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Ho-Ho-Ho-Help Wanted!

Position: Festive performers required at Bloomingdale's Toy Emporium.

Are you ready to sprinkle some festive cheer this holiday season? We are seeking enthusiastic and charismatic individuals to join our team of costumed actors over the festive period, at our Enchanting Elven Experience display, performing as Santa's Helpers to entertain and enthral parents while children receive gifts from Santa. Acting as life-sized dolls, performers will captivate the customers, all while serving them eggnog, hot cider, and mulled wine.

Requirements

• Comfortable wearing a snug, wooden, eye-catching doll suit for extended periods. Claustrophobics need not apply!
• Slender build. Due to the internal dimensions of the suit restricting chest size, only male candidates are being considered at this time.
• Strong interpersonal skills.
• Comfortable wearing an assortment of female clothing according to the needs of the performance.
• Willingness to interact with, and be seated in the laps of, male members of the public as a lifelike doll.
• Embody the graceful and feminine -yet playful!- spirit of an elven woman at all times, even while being played with.
• Experience in theatre, performing arts or ballet is desirable.
• Availability during peak holiday hours is a must.

An elven dollsuit and mask will be supplied, and candidates will be expected to wash these between uses, or whenever soiled.

Please submit your application, including a resume and physical measurements, by November 21st.