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[Variant Image] WereAir: Kennel Class by Transviscera


   Hi, guys, welcome back to the CriticalBrit flight review channel. Today we’re in a brand new Comac C919, courtesy of WereAir. I’m going to be giving you all a look into both their First Class offering and also their new (and somewhat infamous) Kennel Class, flying from Doha to Seoul on a 10 hour flight.
As I’m sure you can tell by the fact I’m still human, I've opted for First Class today. The cabin is in a standard 1-2-1 configuration with legroom that is... ample, and -check this out- fully reclining seats, turning your seat into a bed, with a pull-out screen for privacy.
The menu is a little lacklustre for the price point, if I’m honest. There's a cheese platter… caviar… steak - and, no, before you begin writing in the comments, these are not harvested from the low paying passengers!
But you’re not here to see any of that. Because what really sets WereAir's First Class apart is their Kennel Club Premium Access. Let me head up front and show you.
*fumbling of GoPro*
Hey, there, girl! Aren’t you just the cutest thing?
So here we are! Between First Class and the flight deck are the kennels, where the cages for the lowest paying passengers are kept - yep, those guys too stingy even for Kitten Class. There are currently around thirty cages here, all of them full. And they’re yours to do what you want with!
If you’re on a long haul flight with time to kill, there are complimentary treats available or brushes if you'd like to groom them. You can pet them for hours, feed them scraps of meat from your hand, or even take them back to your seat to share in the luxury, if you’re feeling so magnanimous.
Considering how much space they have, you’ll be doing these passengers a favour. She’s really only got a few square feet of cage space here, poor girl. Not even enough to stand up in.
Oh, she’s a little skittish. Let me hold the mic closer so you can hear her. I think she’s trying to speak but, obviously, that’s not really an option with the level of animalisation Kennel Class requires. As you can see, she’s collared with a tag containing all her personal identification. Let’s see here… ‘Abdullah Al-Mahmoud’. Such a pretty name for a pretty dog. You want to come back and eat caviar with me, girl? Huh? Huh? Whosagoodgirl!
Look at her tail go! Honestly, I wish I could take them all back with me, but I've only one leash for one lucky passenger, so let's have a look at some of the other passengers first.