"Steward, I wish to make a complaint."
"Oh, of course you can, kitty."
"Don't you 'kitty' me, young man! I make more in a week than you earn in a year! I was meant to be in Business Class and your company downgraded me to... to... to this! You think this is an acceptable way to treat me? This is inhumane!"
"Well you're hardly a human now, are you? So we can treat you however we like. Now why don't you be a good girl and get back to your seat, and I'll see about fetching you a saucer of milk."
"...'g-girl'?... 'milk'?! Listen here, you little shit. As soon as this plane lands, my company will sue your a-aaahh."
"Did grumpy kitty just need a head scratch? Doesn't that feel good?"
"...y-you... nghh... ahhhh...."
"There we go. That soon got your purr engine going. Let me carry you back to your seat. And thank you for flying WereAir."