&nbsp; &nbsp;Welcome, everyone, to Witch Husbands Anonymous. My name is James.<br /> *Hi James*<br /> Before we start, I want to remind everybody that this is a safe space, and I'm not just saying that because this is hallowed ground. Although there are perks to holding this in a church basement.<br /> *nervous laughter*<br /> Also there is tea and coffee on the side for those of you who have mouths to drink. Now, I&#8217;m seeing plenty of familiar faces this week and a few new ones, although in our group that doesn&#8217;t always mean a lot, so why don&#8217;t we go around the circle, introduce ourselves and talk a little about how we wound up here today. Would you like to start?<br /> Uh&#8230; sure. H-hi, everyone. My name is Mark.<br /> *Hi Mark!*<br /> I&#8217;ve been married to a witch for two years. We were happy, I... I thought. Then one time I&#8230; f-forgot to take out the trash&#8230; so she transformed me into this&#8230; doll. She said I didn't deserve arms or legs if I was so useless. She keeps promising to turn me ba-back but&#8230; *sniffs*<br /> *collective murmur of understanding*<br /> Thank you for sharing your story, Mark. Simon, would you like to take over?<br /> No problem. Hey, guys. My name is Simon. Witch husband, twenty three years. So me and the wife were having this family barbeque, right, when my sister-in-law comes up to me and-