"Found you at last. You know you're a hard girl to pin down," laughed Kaji.
Shinji's stomach sank, while his stomach did somersaults as Kaji appeared. NERV was a big place and it was easy to get lost in it, especially if you wanted to. Shinji had been trying to give his guardian the slip for the last two days.
Or maybe he just enjoyed the chase, Shinji thought to himself. Every time Kaji came nearer, he felt so hot and flustered in the suit that he just wanted to tear it off.
Or have Kaji tear it off.
"So what if I am?!" Shinji exclaimed. "I'm a pilot! I can go where I please. It's n-not like I'm hiding from you or anything... b-baka!"
The Asuka-like outburst caught them both by surprise.
It was the suit, Shinji knew, though doing that did nothing to quell the urge to simultaneously laugh, cry, attack and kiss Kaji whenever he came close. The plugsuits were intended to monitor and modulate the pilot's bodily functions. They had merely swapped his profile out for Asuka's, quite literally giving him her hot bloodedness through the hormone injectors lacing the interior of the suit.
Kaji stepped closer, folding his arms with an air of paternal authority. Shinji heard the hormone injectors hiss, felt his knees begin to tremble. The latex clung to his skin, sticky with perspiration.
"Look, girl, I could keep chasing you around all week. But I'm getting too old for that. How about instead I take you somewhere nice to eat. My treat."
Like a date? Shinji's heart fluttered with elation as he flung himself into the man's arms. "Ohhh, Kanji," he moaned.