Mike: You'll see... It likes to pretend she's inanimate but the moment it sees an opportunity - ahh! Gotcha!
David: Bro, it moved!
Mike: Yeah, duh, of course it did. It’s animatronic. Here, take her.
David: Look at its little arms and legs go. What does it run on? I don't see a battery slot... Where’d you find it?
Mike: Used to belong to my sister. She got bored of it years ago. I dug it out from under a stack of old magazines in her closet when she went to college. Finder keepers!
David: But why’d you want to play with a girl's doll, dude?
Mike: Because whatever microchip they put in it, it’s smart. It'll follow commands... with the right incentive. I trained her up nicely. I take my pants off, drop her in my lap and… let’s just say she's been learning to pole dance.
David: Huh? … oh, eww, gross! You mean you use it to...? Dude, don't tell me that after I've touched it!
Mike: Haha, relax, I rinse her off when I’m done. So? Do you want to buy her or not? Ten bucks and she's all yours.