Pat two:
Uh, babe, who’s this?
This is Buster. Buster, meet Simon. Oh, I think he likes you.
He’s… a big boy. Yipe! And friendly! Watch it buddy! Keep your nose to yourself!
He’s just sniffing your ass. That’s how dogs say hello to each other. You must be so fascinating - the Autocloset just changed your appearance, so you still smell like a human to him, even if you do look exactly like a girl dog.
Hold up. I'm a-?
-a bitch? Mm hmm. I tweaked a setting while the machine was remaking you. Indulging your kink is one thing, but I wasn’t about to let you run wild with a doggy dick.
Stop that, you mutt! Sweetie, this is more than we agreed on. These dogs are twice my size. They’re t-terrifying. I just wanted to try a little petplay.
Play? It may be play for you but for me it’s exhausting. Three hours trying on collar after collar at the store. Cutting up your steak and pretending it's dog food. You’re more demanding as a pet than you were as a husband. Oh, and let’s not forget driving you around all the groomers until you found ‘a cute one’.
Well I wouldn’t want a man grooming me, would I?
Ugh, so you were getting off to that girl touching you. I knew it. Look, you’ve been a good girl, but I want a break. So you’re going to play nice with Buster and all his doggy friends at this park, while I go chat with the other owners. And if I hear a single human sound out of your muzzle before we get home, you lose Autocloset privileges for a week. Understand?
... w-woof.
Good girl.
*whimper*