Oh nooo, I was so busy editing a newspaper I forgot to watch the coronation.
Shock and surprise reigned today, along with our new King, as Charles first decree upon ascending to the throne was to confiscate Kate Middleton’s supple young body. ‘Under the law of droit du seigneur, I hereby execute my right as King to this woman’s body,” Charles declared as soon as the crown was on his head. Charles and the Princess of Wales were rushed to King Edward VII’s hospital, where Kate’s brain was removed and Charles’ installed in its place. “It’s good to be King,” he stated, in his first address from his hospital bed. William, newly appointed King Consort is said to be surprised. “I wish he’d discussed this with me first…”